May 29 at 11:20AM
Jon Stewart Rings Up John McCain's Bill of Health
Despite kidney stones, arthritis and those jowls, it looks like the Republican candidate (to-be, I get it) is as fit as a fiddle.
Seems like Jon can't get enough of that ass. Oh yeahhh . . .
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haha, "Dead is the new 50"
I know McCain is fodder for a lot of jokes but he is really not funny…not even a little bit if he were to ever in a million years get elected! He is a beer heiress' old man who doesn't even treat her with respect. He has a terrible temper, uses his military service like a badge but doesn't support veterans rights or care, still seems to be trying to win the Vietnam war ( I will not leave Iraq without victory) and knows nothing about regular Americans but only helps big oil and nuclear ( the same people) and the banks and wall street.
He would be like a worse GW in the office.
McCain's dad died @ 71 & his grand-dad @ 61. FYI.
Obama or Mccain,, boy are we in a world of $hit !!!
"to schmear," as in what has caused John McCain's Zabar's Elbow, means "to grease (as in to rub grease on)"
I believe McCain thought he was mooning everyone via TV. Sadly, he doesn't even know how regular people do that.
So, I don't get it. We have a two party system, which means one or the other essentially wins based on whatever variation of voting theory is chosen at that particular time. We are told that, due to unquestionable wisdom and calculations made before our modern times were properly evaluated, that our current system is "best". However, we have a scenario where regardless of which candidate we vote for, eventually we will disagree with said candidate on SOME promise or point, and ultimately lose our only method of input as to how self-government should progress. With today's technology (yes there are loopholes), why are we not able to vote on specific ISSUES, instead of listening to pointless rhetoric about the relative health (or lack thereof) of our very limited choices to whom we are entrusting all of our nation's decisions for the next 4-8 years?
Would Reagan have been isolated for health issues, had we the technology to detect his illness 10-20 years before succumbing? What matters is the ability to chose, openly, regardless of the person at the helm.
That, is freedom.
Gotta love it when Jon screams! If only he would ask me to marry him. I'd look him straight in the face and say, "I thought we did that last weekend?"
I know what you did last weekend Serenity. You little Ho. Don't get me wrong, that a little delicious chocolate treat in America.
Don't forget the creamy filling! MmmmMMmm…..chocolate. MMmmmMMm…creamy center.