Hillary Clinton Wins Puerto Rico and MTV Movie Awards Lindsay Lohan Analogy
As expected, Hillary Clinton tonight won the primary in non-state Puerto Rico. As everyone not affiliated with the Clinton campaign has pointed out, this totally expected win changes absolutely nothing about the campaign.
We, however, were watching the MTV Movie Awards because, well, you know. Anyway Lindsay Lohan and P. Diddy (someone correct me if he has a more recent name please) did this bit where they were fighting over who should announce the winner of "Best Breakthrough Performance." P. Diddy pointed out that it would be the firs time a black man announced the winner, and Lindsay Lohan pointed out that she was a woman and… sigh. You see where this is going. If you don't I'll give you a hint: P. Diddy said "Yes we can!" at the end of every line. Got it?
Anyway, Lohan ended up actually saying the name of the winner. I guess this means that Hillary Clinton just won the coveted MTV Movie Awards endorsement.
Also Verne Troyer was there. I guess he was McCain.
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The only obstacle to Hillary's march to victory is her own polarizing personality. She's divided the Democratic party just like she would have divided the nation.
"Hillary Clinton may be the most polarizing figure on the current political landscape."
Time magazine, Saturday, Aug. 19, 2006 By ANA MARIE COX
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1229053,00.html
If you can’t spell pathetic, don’t call someone it.
Was Verne Troyer also out of touch with the rest of America???
'Patetic' is an improvement over 'publitics' which sounds like a pubic infestation.
Oh, and by the way. It would SO creep me out if my gramma thought Lohan was hot. Almost as if she were cheating at Yahtzee. So wrong.
And if she drank and snorted blow like Lohan, she could have been President 7 years ago.
Used to drink, and can't remember if she did blow. Then she could be prez.
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3217066
http://www.hollyscoop.com/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohan-caught-doing-cocaine_10910.aspx
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They also had pushy mothers…it's all due to Mommy Dearest.