Hillary Clinton Wins Puerto Rico and MTV Movie Awards Lindsay Lohan Analogy
As expected, Hillary Clinton tonight won the primary in non-state Puerto Rico. As everyone not affiliated with the Clinton campaign has pointed out, this totally expected win changes absolutely nothing about the campaign.
We, however, were watching the MTV Movie Awards because, well, you know. Anyway Lindsay Lohan and P. Diddy (someone correct me if he has a more recent name please) did this bit where they were fighting over who should announce the winner of "Best Breakthrough Performance." P. Diddy pointed out that it would be the firs time a black man announced the winner, and Lindsay Lohan pointed out that she was a woman and… sigh. You see where this is going. If you don't I'll give you a hint: P. Diddy said "Yes we can!" at the end of every line. Got it?
Anyway, Lohan ended up actually saying the name of the winner. I guess this means that Hillary Clinton just won the coveted MTV Movie Awards endorsement.
Also Verne Troyer was there. I guess he was McCain.
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The only obstacle to Obama's march to victory is Clinton's annoying habit of winning primaries.
How yoos doin'? Now I KNOW why TheIndecider is up on a Sunday night writing. Trying to squeeze the crew huh?
Time for some hand outs suits. Thick envelopes to all sitting on the Comedy Central Bada-Bing stoop.
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Obamagramma said "The only obstacle to Obama's march to victory is Clinton's annoying habit of winning primaries."
Not so much. There aren't enough delegates left that are awarded by primaries (or primaries and caucuses together) to put either of them over the top. Clinton could win every contest left, and Obama would need less than quarter of the remaining super-delegates to win.
The DNC is doing it best,, that is a load of crap, its doing it best for barack obama and for Hilary she should do what she has to during this election,, I Hope she goes independent, so much talk is she does anything she will hurt her self for any office later,, that is crap what is true,, the DNC and corporate media already did that by the way they treated her,, there are so many Hilary voter are not going to vote,, but I want my vote to count, So like so many Barack Obama supporter claim they do ,, If obama does not win the primary obama supporter will vote for McCain, well what goes around comes around, I do not support the DNC , I only support Hilary clinton, I will not wast my vote,, by not voting,, I will Vote for McCain, not because I want him to win, Because I do not want Barack Obama to win more,, I can put up with McCain for 4 years, His hands are tired with congress anyway,, not much he can get done with out congress,, when this election is over a new campaign will start,, that is to replace the DNC and all the senators congress men & woman who treated Hilary with so dis-respect
When there Term is up,, so many Democrats will be replace with Democrats that will be for the poeple,,What goes around comes Around,
If Hillary was as hot as La Lohan, this would be over by now.
So what you are saying is tat winning is more important tan truth . what true democrat would vote for a te opponent if their
candidate does*nt win. Yo are patetic