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June 3 at 4:52PM

Barack Obama Has the Delegates He Needs to Lose in November

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

It sure looks like today is Barack Obama's day

Barack Obama effectively clinched the Democratic presidential nomination Tuesday, becoming the first black candidate to lead a major party into a campaign for the White House.

Obama sealed his victory based on public declarations from delegates as well as from an additional 18 who had confirmed their intentions to the AP. The count also included five delegates Obama was guaranteed as long as he gained 15 percent of the vote in South Dakota and Montana later in the day.

Very, very exciting. Gone are the days when only white Democrats had the opportunity to squander huge advantages, lose presidential elections to unpopular Republicans, and break the souls of progressives everywhere. Now, a black man can do it, too!

And the great thing about it is that Hillary Clinton will get the chance to do the same thing for women Democrats in 2012.

  1. Yikes, is that how you think this will play out? the Dems will win in 2008 and 2012!

    by Marenda June 3rd at 11:04PM
  2. Meh. So true.

    Hell, I'm a registered Republican and I'm rooting for the Dems. They've got the moderates, the lefties, and even a handful of conservatives. DON'T BLOW IT!

    by Donna June 3rd at 5:00PM

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