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June 3 at 5:16PM

Cheney Makes Fun of Cousin-F**king West Virginians

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Vice President Dick Cheney has apologized after offending with a joke he made yesterday at the expensive of West Virginia's large and proud cousin-fucking population.

Let's go to the tape!

That's right, when you're not running for reelection, you can finally let your hair down and get away with unseemly things like that.

But when you're running for reelection, you're only allowed to wage illegal war, authorize torture and shoot dudes in the face, and that's barely any fun at all!

  1. Cheney laughing?

    Mommy! Hold me.

    by colbertmyantidrug June 6th at 12:20AM
  2. Honesty from a dick. His approval rating just went up in my book.

    Good incest jokes are always appropriate. After all, he is an aristocrat.

    by Sgt. PepperPolitics June 3rd at 6:39PM
  3. Oh sure, West Virginia looks like a lock for Republicans after the Democratic Primary, however, let me manage that war for you …

    by obamagramma June 3rd at 6:29PM
  4. The Soul-less Demon is farting in McCain's general direction.

    by obamagramma June 3rd at 6:23PM

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