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June 3 at 5:07PM

Hillary Clinton Acknowledges the Reality of Reality

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

It's official. Hillary Clinton is now once again existing in the same reality that the rest of the country inhabits…

Clinton… told colleagues the delegate math was not there for her to overtake Obama, but that she wanted to take time to determine how to leave the race in a way that would best help Democrats.

"I deserve some time to get this right," she said…

Yeah, totally. She needs some time to do this right. I mean, she's only just now figured out that it's mathematically impossible for her to beat Obama. Which means she's about three or four months behind the rest of us. She has to catch back up.

So, she should be ready to "get this right" sometime in, um… mid-August?

Or, is there maybe something else happening here?

On a conference call with other New York lawmakers, Clinton, a New York senator, said she was willing to become Obama's vice presidential nominee if it would help Democrats win the White House, according to a participant who spoke on condition of anonymity because this person was not authorized to speak for Clinton.

"I am open to it," Clinton replied, if it would help the party's prospects in November.

Well, if it would "help the party's prospects in November," I'm sure she'd do anything.

Clearly.

  1. stewart seems to have become a lot more self-righteous lately. He went from making clever, relevant jabs at the institutional party politics that was so depressingly redundant…tp taking half of his show to shove is personal politics in everyone's face with no comical subtlety whatoever. I love jon stewart…but he need to get over himself…and the self righteous prosteletizing done to his recent guest…mcclellan to be spectific…is irritating. We know he's smart. We know these politicians are just covering there ass. GET ON WITH IT. Continually sticking it in their faces that "Jon was always right." is not wah the Daily Show is about. Unless we change the name to Daily Crossfire…but then someone must lose their job after each episode.

    by jperv June 4th at 2:56AM
  2. I don't Obama offering her the VP. He'd have to get a food taster.

    by kia June 3rd at 5:33PM
  3. Put yourself in her shoes Cubby.

    Further, I respectfully defy you to tell me you can 100% read Clinton right now as to how she will feel in a few days. Don't you think they have a backup plan. Veep.

    Obama/Clinton 08

    by Sgt. PepperPolitics June 3rd at 5:21PM
  4. You are a cynical SOB, Cubby.

    by hilo08 June 3rd at 5:10PM

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