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June 3 at 11:37AM

Hillary Clinton to Drop Out of Race She Lost

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

The Associated Press is reporting that Clinton campaign officials are reporting that Hillary Clinton seems poised to throw in the towel tonight

Hillary Rodham Clinton will concede Tuesday night that Barack Obama has the delegates to secure the Democratic nomination, campaign officials said, effectively ending her bid to be the nation's first female president.

The former first lady will stop short of formally suspending or ending her race in her speech in New York City…

She will pledge to continue to speak out on issues like health care. But for all intents and purposes, the two senior officials said, the campaign is over.

I can't believe she's gonna give up like that, while the race is still this close! She was just on the cusp of winning.

Well, by my math.

  1. Yeah… hilo08… their happy place. Ah, I feel better already.

    by kia June 3rd at 12:40PM
  2. It'll be fun. There's plenty of time to bring angry Democrats to their happy place.

    by hilo08 June 3rd at 12:10PM
  3. If she doesn't I hope Bill does his patriotic duty by walking up to the podium and punching Hillary in the head and taking the microphone explaining that his wife is not feeling well and really meant to congratulate Senator Obama on his nomination.

    by kia June 3rd at 12:04PM
  4. Sure. I'll believe it when I see it, in Denver.

    by bearness June 3rd at 11:45AM
  5. The former first lady will stop short of formally suspending or ending her race in her speech in New York City…

    by hilo08 June 3rd at 11:43AM

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