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June 3 at 1:24PM

Terry McAuliffe Says Hillary Clinton is Not Dropping Out of Race She Lost

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Earlier today, we reported that AP was reporting that Clinton campaign officials were reporting that Hillary Clinton was getting ready to bring her campaign to an end.

Well, now that looks like that's not true. Kind of not true

Terry McAuliffe, Clinton's campaign chairman, told CNN that AP is "100% reporting incorrectly."

"I don't know who the officials are, but anyone can be an official in this world. I can unequivocally say as chairman of this campaign that until someone has the numbers this nomination fight continues on," he said. "The race goes on," he added.

So, I guess the nomination fight will go on until tomorrow afternoon or something?

  1. Every time I look at this guy, my head explodes into flames…its weird.

    by Leo June 3rd at 1:47PM
  2. Of course AP is talking out of their ass. When egos travel at the speed of light, like the Clintons, they can’t exactly pull over and do a three-point turn.

    Like I said, I’ll believe the primary is over when I see it in Denver.

    by bearness June 3rd at 2:32PM
  3. I gotta give Terry credit. He actually believes and doesn't back down. He gets points for intestinal fortitude from me. Staring into the jaws of defeat doesn't disuade him. He just keeps going & going like the "energizer bunny".

    by madmaggie June 3rd at 2:50PM
  4. Terry McAuliffe and Hillary Clinton are delusional-

    Hillary Clinton is a huge disappointment and an embarrassment to the good people of the Democratic party.
    I am quite confident that Senator Obama would never offer his
    less than graceful rival (HRC) the VP spot simple because she does not represent the "change message" that is paramount within the Obama campaign. Also, HRC seems to have this belief that she is somehow entitled to something ~ I feel that she has proven to be no more than a hateful politician who truly deserves nothing more than a ticket back to Arkansas-

    It's so over for her- Thank goodness for this. I personally am sick and tired of everything about her.

    by Iowa Dem June 3rd at 3:13PM
  5. I'd admire the guy for hanging on if I wasn't convinced he was doing it just to reap a few more big paychecks. Let's face it, loyalty is bought pretty easily.

    With that said, he's fighting his heart out…good for him and such. I wonder what will become of him when Hill drops out in a couple days and takes a position on Obama's staff? (I'm betting she'll spearhead his universal health care initiative, I don't think he's gonna put her in as VP)

    by Donna June 3rd at 4:30PM
  6. I used to wonder whether they suffered from some metal defect. I don't think so. Object: Destroy opponent, send McCain and all Republican's to a shallow graves. Full control ot the Senate, The House, and The White House. Get the mutherfucking broom out.

    But, with flowery language on top. Obama can do that part or the gig. Hillary knows the rest and is sharper than all on policy matters. She can use the old game plan the Republicans couldn't craft as well as her on their best of days.

    The reason the Democratic Party fucks up a lot of cycles, from a pure objective standpoint, is because they pussyfoot around issues rather than shoving Republican crap up their pie holes.

    Obama on top and Clinton can work the mid-section and beyond. Obama/Clinton 08. The Cream Team.

    BTW just looking at that actually on screen like that, is pretty fucking cool. I think they kick the shit out McCain/(insert shithead here).

    How about this poll: Who has bigger balls? Clinton. Perfect yin to his yang.

    The infighting will soon be done and then the easy comedy begins. Digging a shallow grave for McCain.

    by Sgt. PepperPolitics June 3rd at 4:50PM
  7. At least we're not having a bunch of stuff coming out about the votes being stolen again. Did you know Diebold has changed its name, so that the new voting machines they program to throw the election don't have the same connotation?
    Let me know if you see any of those programmed computers used to tally the vote, with the voting 'technicians' allowed in the counting room, as the Repulsicans did in Ohio and elsewhere? How many folks have been kicked off the voting roles in these Democratic primaries? Not many, I would wager. As cowardly as the Dems are, and as dumb, they can't hold a candle to the hypocritical corruption of the Repulisicans.

    by Alice Brown June 3rd at 4:57PM
  8. Hey Iowa Dem:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/03/science/03dark.html?em&ex=1212638400&en=ada1834d925276c4&ei=5087

    “Dark energy has the somewhat unusual property that it was embarrassing before it was discovered,” he said.

    In 1917, Einstein invented a fudge factor known as the cosmological constant, a sort of cosmic repulsion to balance gravity and keep the universe in balance. He abandoned his constant when the universe was discovered to be expanding, but quantum physics resurrected it by showing that empty space should be foaming with energy that had the properties of Einstein’s constant.

    by hilo08 June 3rd at 4:59PM
  9. The bong is out Hilo08. Whoa.
    Obama/Clinton 08

    by Sgt. PepperPolitics June 3rd at 5:13PM
  10. The best I can do is Guinness Extra Stout. Thanks, though.

    by hilo08 June 3rd at 5:35PM
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