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June 4 at 2:59PM

Bill Clinton Gets Down and Dirty

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Does anybody still think that Hillary Clinton got as far as she did in her historic campaign because of her husband?

It seems a lot more likely she got as far as she did in her historic campaign in spite of her husband

Among the party leaders Mr. Clinton alienated over time by his angry tirades was South Carolina's Rep. Jim Clyburn, the third-ranking House leader and a civil-rights-movement veteran.

Before South Carolina's primary, Mr. Clyburn admonished Sen. Clinton for suggesting President Johnson deserved more credit than Martin Luther King Jr. for civil-rights laws. On primary night, Mr. Clinton called Mr. Clyburn and they spoke for 50 minutes. "Let's just say it wasn't pleasant," Mr. Clyburn says.

Mr. Clinton called Mr. Clyburn an expletive, say Democrats familiar with the exchange. Mr. Clyburn's office would confirm only that the former president used "offensive" words.

What's this shit?! You're not gonna fuckin' tell us what the fuckin' expletive was? What a cockhole!

Balls to that, man. Balls to that, indeed.

  1. I heard it was sassafrasshole.

    by obamagramma June 4th at 4:27PM
  2. With the General Election now started, I'm sure that the candidates are viewing all of their options for their running mate. If you want to see what America thinks who should be the VP for either dems or reps, you should go to

    http://www.votenic.com

    They started a VP poll last week, and the results from that poll have just been posted. This poll is honest and represents all of America. Help your favorite candidate choose his/her running mate.

    by votenicdotcom June 4th at 3:41PM
  3. I heard from a VERY reliable source that it was fartfuckle.

    by kavalier June 4th at 3:34PM
  4. I'd like to think that Clinton is a good enough guy that he would use a common word (that happens to be my personal daily vocabulary) and called him a fucktard.

    by otakureview June 4th at 3:27PM

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