Now that Barack Obama gets to officially look for a running mate out in the open, he's appointed a three-person team of judges to begin the search for America's Next Top Running Mate.

Or does American Idle work better?

Campaign officials said [Caroline] Kennedy, who is the daughter of the late President John F. Kennedy, as well as former Deputy Attorney General Eric Holder and longtime Washington insider Jim Johnson have already begun compiling information on potential running mates. They disclosed no names.

So, Caroline Kennedy is obviously the attractive woman with name recognition, and Eric Holder is the cool black guy. So, that must mean that Jim Johnson — whomever he is — must be the dick.

I can't wait to see Johnson rip into Joe Biden for his version of "She Bangs."