June 6 at 11:39AM
Jon Stewart Breaks Out the Kosh-O-Meter for the Presidential Candidates
Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and John McCain all addressed the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (aka America's Pro-Israel Lobby), providing Jon Stewart with the perfect fodder for his best Chosen People material:
Now that Barack's taken to wearing flag pins on his lapel, what's the next step in his evolution as a full-time panderer?
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Sen. Obama is political figure to whom Rev. Wright just happened to be connected through membership of his church.
He drove the senator and his family away by making outrageous comments just to get his 15 minutes of fame.
Ok, Mr. TheInDecider, tell me that McShame isn't a panderer and I'll agree to let that Obama slur go!
BTW, where's JON'S flag pin????
He'll finally find an impressive Jewish friend and bring him/her to Iraq as his guide and counsel, since the Jews are so good at making friends with Arabs. They will then depart for Iran and other muslim nations partaking in a killing spree of muslims while giving uplifting speeches that celebrate the new found peace and safety of all mankind.
(This trip will be sponsored by the good people of AIPAC–which of course Obama will later denounce, once he remembers that it is a selfish bullying lobby)
You know Obama has officially cut ties with his controversial church and is looking for a new place to worship… Well, I heard he is also going to change his name, again. Tomorrow's headline "Barry Hymie Obamowitz is proud to join the Boca Raton Bnai Brith Congregation."
Obamowitz has told the media that he remembers calling his grandmother "Bubbie" and his grandfather "Sadie". After considerable therapy, he now remembers that in fact his father did not come from Kenya but from the "Kandell" family. He regrets he couldn't be present for the DNC meeting on Saturday but knows his followers will understand that it is the day of his Sabbath.
While researching his background and genealogy, the rabbi at his new synagogue discovered that Barry is a distant cousin of Sammy Davis Jr., which in fact proves that he really is Jewish.
good one Dianala… I suggest also donning a blue collared shirt and welding something…
… while of course break-dancing to "What a Feeling"..
did Barbra Walters really forget interviewing Barack Obama? I'm telling you, the more I know about him the more I like and admire him. I sure hope he makes it to the white house. Unfortunately, here in northeast Ohio… too many people still don't get it
Next Obama will do Geritol commercials during reruns of the Lawrence Welk show while wearing a Platex Living Girdle, in an attempt to peel off both McCain and Hillary supporters at the same time.
All three candidates already appeared on a WWE program. There is no next step.
oy vey.