From the Writers of The Daily Show: Clinton Comfort
On the final day of an epic Democratic primary season, former President Bill Clinton was spotted comforting his campaign-weary wife as the couple passed through airport security. The video of the Clintons, airing on all the major news networks, has been described as an "iconic" moment between the power couple. But with no audio of the footage, we can only guess what Bill's words of consolation might have been. Possibilities include:
* "Come on, baby. It's called the mile high club, you're gonna love it. i slip off to the bathroom, then, a few minutes later, you come, too."
* "Look on the bright side, they're showing 'Herbie: Fully Loaded' on the plane."
* "Don't think of it as losing. Think of it as not living up to my legacy."
* "At least we're not twenty million dollars in debt. What?"
* "Cheer up, baby. I'll get you something nice from Sky Mall. This is nothing the world's largest map puzzle can't fix."
* "Okay, on to plan B. Let's knock over a casino. Get in, get out, no one gets hurt. I'm thinking Mohegan Sun."
* "Man, you look really tense. Maybe I should take my pants off."
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burn the ballot 2008…….burn mofo burn………….dont be a coward..burn your ballot in protest……..its okay dont be scared it has to be done. government says F$$k you pay me i say go to hell all of you…….we should not be supporting all these other countries with our money and soldiers lives what will they ever do for us??
I think Sarg likes you Serenity.
That happens sometimes. It's a work hazard.
Well?
Well what?
Do you like him?
I'm not going say I like him until you say you like him
No wonder your single
All you need is love. "And electroshock therapy."
Breaking Beatles News. Here. On this comment. The above quoted material is the lost verse Paul discovered after realizing he failed to sign a pre-nup with Peggy.
I like you gals plenty Serenity and Harmony. I like playing your hand sometimes. Especially when daringtexan gives me an out asking you two to "get a room."
Did you have to bump the minutia of creativity in my soul to oblivion: "Cybil II – A Womb With A View?" Because of the special episode mentioned, stars, and guest star of the Feature Length Feature, we can only be friends. I still like both very much though. But…
Descartes and stuff. I don't assume anyone's gender in cyberspace ever.
Meanwhile, Back In The Halls of Post Haste…
"So uh Hillary, ever hear of a Cleveland Steamer?"
I don't know why, but I like to look at the codes and see if there's anything to them. This was WUWU. Say that fast four times.