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June 9 at 12:26PM

Barack Obama No Stranger to Top Secret Terrorist PDA

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

It's no secret that the kids and the politicians they overwhelmingly support are taking their body language cues directly from the terrorists these days. Thankfully, Fox News anchor E.D. Hill is vigilantly hip enough to warn real America not to get so "Aww, yes we can-y" over Barack Obama's victory night pound with his wife Michelle, which was probably nothing more than a "terrorist fist jab":

Well done, E.D.! I could Sandinista lip tickle you through the screen, but I have a feeling my B. Hussein Obama-coddling girlfriend would never Nazi crotch collide with me again if I did.

  1. This is slanderous. The FCC should sanction Fox News for this outrageous statement. I can't believe that they can get away with this filth.
    What would happen if they were to say that McCain was a secret communist operative because of his associations with his captors in Vietnam. (not a far fetched rumor in today's media) My guess is that Fox News would be off of the air by the next commercial break.

    by Punditphoelia June 10th at 10:36PM
  2. But FOX can get away with, "Family Guy." Thank Peter.

    Gotta take the good, bad, and ugly. It's exposed for what it is because of the First Amendment – crap. FOX should send her on a reality show where they report on her daily chores. In the home, bedroom, shower (friggin' sweet), her kids tailed by rabid cameraman from Comedy Central, etc… That seems like a fitting punishment.

    Also, who can argue with the irrationality of Rupert making money on both sides. The liberal entertainment crew and the very liberal news sector.

    by Sgt. PepperPolitics June 10th at 10:51PM
  3. We' re all doomed. These times are getting stranger by the moment. I suggest if you have any shred of sanity you'll clean out your savings cds bond mutual funds and stocks to get the hell out of dodge.

    by raulduke June 11th at 2:52AM
  4. Pure Bull Shit! That's what this is! Another example of how our
    freedom of speech is slowing but surely being taken away. Let's see,
    ask Limbaugh, Imus, The girl on the golf channel I forget her name.
    Now E D Hill. We have become soooo sensitive not to offend our
    dark skinnned fellow citizens. Wake up people!

    by Jay June 11th at 10:29PM
  5. To go where, raulduke? Where is there a place on this planet that hasn't been affected by the last 8 shitty years of this administration?
    Well, maybe there is one-Lichtenstein. Take me there on a whirlwind spree, filled with chocolates, spas, and 5 star hotels, room service…

    by daringtexan June 11th at 10:40PM
  6. There is such a thing as freedom of speech but there is also the fact that you are still 'responsible' for what you say and if it is plain stupid, people can call you out for it. You can also lose jobs etc. You just aren't going to prison for it or being tossed to the lions. Really, I think too many people forget what freedom of speech actually means and think they can say anything.

    There are old people that are Clinton supporters that have continued to believe that Obama is a Muslim and seriously, what Hill did just perpetuates it. She didn't seem to be joking. She was -serious-. A lot of Americans 'knux' as we call it, or here it's called fist pump, and it's not a 'gang' thing either. Friends do it as a means of saying 'we did it!' kind of victory thing. It really helps for Hill and others so out of touch to actually research things before saying 'terrorist fist jab' in an all too serious tone. I just don't get how some people feel no one should have done anything about it if they did.

    by Zarthus June 13th at 4:19PM
  7. What's really funny about all this is that it must have been an incredibly slow news day.
    What's strange is how in hell did E.D.Hill know about terrorists fist jabbing each other? Where did she go on summer breaks during her college days? Terrorist training camps? Because she spoke with authority like she knows…

    by daringtexan June 13th at 9:06PM
  8. I've listened to it three times and see nothing objectionable nor insulting in the remark. As much as I have enjoyed Fox News over the last few years, They are losing me rapidly over stupid over reaction like this and the constant talking over by the likes of Cavuto, O'Reilly Hannity and the idiot.

    by John Hegeman June 15th at 8:33PM
  9. I feel they are making a mountain out of a mole hill. No pun intended.

    by Malachi June 18th at 12:29PM
  10. Wow, she said, "A Fist Bump, A Pound, A Terrorist-Fist Jab. The gesture everyone seems to interpret differently." Where is she directly criticizing our president? This is a segment about Body Language Gestures. How can people not see this, are they blind, stupid or brain-washed? This is a clear sign of the beginning of the end of FREEDOM, as we know it and love it, in America.
    Terror will win, if we keep giving in this way. We are giving them what they want, and they will watch us self-destruct. Seek (Romans 10)

    by Pillowmethod September 25th at 2:27PM
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