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June 9 at 11:21AM

Caption Challenge: Hillary Clinton

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

We're sure you'll give her the proper send-off!

Leave your captions in the comments section of this post, and feel free to enter as many times as you like!

  1. "I'll slap your nomination out of you, boi!" Hilary promised when told of the fact that senator Barack Obama would be the major running canidate for the Democratic party.

    by Georgia June 12th at 10:55AM
  2. "A Chorus Line" just isn't the same when performed at a podium in a pantsuit.

    by Leo June 12th at 12:43PM
  3. After failing to raise enough support for her failed presidential bid, Hillary Clinton resorted the "raising the roof."

    by David June 12th at 12:52PM
  4. Presidential candidate Senator Hillary Clinton, showing fatigue from 17 months of almost non-stop campaigning, mistakenly tries to rally Longhorn supporters in a chorus from the musical "Oklahoma!" [cue sfx: crickets].

    by high_ankle_sprain June 12th at 2:49PM
  5. Just as Hillary Clinton is about to congratulate Barack Obama for his victory with a high-five, she pulls away quickly and begins to shout "TOO SLOW, HA HA!"

    by esme June 12th at 3:07PM
  6. sorry ant got zenu im reay to come home

    by tyoler June 12th at 5:38PM
  7. As Vice-Presidential hopeful Hillary Clintons circuitry shorted out, she repeatedly blurted out "KILL WHITEY,KILL WHITEY" just before she flew through the ceiling.

    by Caspernkmc June 12th at 7:54PM
  8. YMCA!!! Everybody come on!!!

    by Doug Meyer June 12th at 11:20PM
  9. I'm F**ing Obama.

    by Lloyd Thornton June 13th at 1:26AM
  10. Howlee Lewyah! Who wants to fire one off in my licking hole?!

    by Skinky Thumbs Arbuckle June 13th at 4:28AM
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