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June 11 at 10:00AM

Fox News Gives E.D. Hill a Terrorist Fist Jab to the Face

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

E.D. Hill — host of Fox News' America's Pulse and the journalist responsible for alerting the world to the existence of Barack and Michelle Obama's insidious "terrorist fist jab" — is having her hosting rights jabbed out from beneath her.

She's not getting fired outright. Apparently she will stay…

…with the network in a capacity to be determined. Hill has been with FNC since 1998. She co-anchored Fox & Friends for several years before moving to the 11amET hour, then launching America's Pulse.

There's no real use in any of us to speculating whether Hill's demotion is any way related to her letting the "terrorist fist jab" cat out of the bag, or if it's simply a reflection of her overall lack of intelligence and personality.

I mean, it could just be something as innocent as her breasts beginning to sag.

She must be in her 30s by now, and, as you know, Fox News has impeccable journalistic standards.

  1. Actually, she's 46, according to her Wikipedia page:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E.D._Hill
    The breasts probably started sagging a long time ago. The sagging of Fox News' ratings is a more recent phenomenon, though.

    by Tony C June 11th at 11:49AM
  2. so she apologized. in her apology she claims that someone else made that characterization and she was just repeating it. yet she fails to mention who, or what source she got it from.

    anyone?

    who was the first in the media to call it a terrorist fist jab? or is she just doing the typical MSM thing…

    you know when they pretend its not their opinion but it really is. "some have said…some say…BS"

    and then if you have to apologize you just point to when you said…

    "people are calling it all sorts of things"

    by nerd McNerd June 11th at 2:49PM
  3. as a NON Arab Muslim American, I am speechless. Obama is not muslim. Somehow portaying him as muslim and then him denying that he is not Muslim is like throwing us under the bus. What did we do wrong? Why is that 1 billion muslims are somehow leveled as terrorists by this facist sicko channel and it's anchors?

    by Abm Habibullah, Dallas, TX June 11th at 3:26PM
  4. Nazis have such pretty smiles.

    by obamagramma June 11th at 4:02PM
  5. Maybe it's the noticeable crow's feet around her eyes. Or she just wants to have a baby at this stage of her career.
    Someone to sing the Third Reich's National Anthem to–
    "Deutschland, Deutschland uber Alles,
    Uber Alles unter Gott…"

    by daringtexan June 11th at 4:27PM
  6. The reality is it's likely how she feels or true to the Fox formula, which is: say what whatever incites people; claim someone else said it; apologize and wait for the next opportunity. The thing is, Fox will ultimately become obsolete because the inordinate number of "blonds" pretending to be journalists is getting old and well, predictable.

    by Schetikos June 11th at 9:37PM
  7. Looks like this bimbo is over the Hill (as it were).

    by Put Off June 12th at 4:38AM
  8. There is only ONE woman who isn't blonde on the whole FOX network, and that's Paula Abdul, who couldn't even tell Sanjaya he sucked.
    Yeah, they better feed E.D. some fountain of youth pretty fast or you never know, she might actually stop dyeing her hair. god forbid.

    by Georgia June 12th at 11:01AM
  9. E.D can do what she wants. She's Hot and I like it like that.. And most of the time, she's right..The rest can bite..

    by Get OFf E.D. June 12th at 7:59PM
  10. Most of the time, she's right?

    What?!? Are you insane? That soulless hellspawn is so off-base, she makes other Fox News employees look almost reasonable by comparison. Her ability to jump to ignorant and asinine conclusions and blurt them out on camera is truly the stuff of legend.

    by Dethanos June 12th at 8:08PM
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