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June 11 at 10:00AM

Fox News Gives E.D. Hill a Terrorist Fist Jab to the Face

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

E.D. Hill — host of Fox News' America's Pulse and the journalist responsible for alerting the world to the existence of Barack and Michelle Obama's insidious "terrorist fist jab" — is having her hosting rights jabbed out from beneath her.

She's not getting fired outright. Apparently she will stay…

…with the network in a capacity to be determined. Hill has been with FNC since 1998. She co-anchored Fox & Friends for several years before moving to the 11amET hour, then launching America's Pulse.

There's no real use in any of us to speculating whether Hill's demotion is any way related to her letting the "terrorist fist jab" cat out of the bag, or if it's simply a reflection of her overall lack of intelligence and personality.

I mean, it could just be something as innocent as her breasts beginning to sag.

She must be in her 30s by now, and, as you know, Fox News has impeccable journalistic standards.

  1. An over the hill blond bimbo with a mouth on her? Sounds like some one we could all love to hate!

    by Harmony June 12th at 8:52PM
  2. She's being traded in for a Younger Model! All in attempt to achieve a softer kinder America.

    by Serenity June 12th at 8:55PM
  3. Don't go down that road, Serenity. Denial!

    by Harmony June 12th at 8:57PM
  4. Oh shush! Let them look at the picnic tables. It might move eventually.

    by Serenity June 12th at 9:00PM
  5. Move for their wallets, that oughta make any man feel like a man. Not exactly what I learned in "Making out like a Teenager 101"

    by Harmony June 12th at 9:03PM
  6. I took that course! My Jon really appreciates the way I brush up every once in awhile.

    by Serenity June 12th at 9:07PM
  7. There you go opening your mouth again. I am sure he appreciates that.

    by Harmony June 12th at 9:09PM
  8. What else am I suppose to do? I got a big mouth, I use it.

    by Serenity June 12th at 9:11PM
  9. Come to think of it. My Stephen appreciates that I am mouthy too! Imagine that?!

    by Harmony June 12th at 9:14PM
  10. Her comment about a "terroirst fist jab" was so disturbing she deserves to be sacked outright.

    by tinkywinky June 12th at 9:15PM
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