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June 11 at 10:00AM

Fox News Gives E.D. Hill a Terrorist Fist Jab to the Face

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

E.D. Hill — host of Fox News' America's Pulse and the journalist responsible for alerting the world to the existence of Barack and Michelle Obama's insidious "terrorist fist jab" — is having her hosting rights jabbed out from beneath her.

She's not getting fired outright. Apparently she will stay…

…with the network in a capacity to be determined. Hill has been with FNC since 1998. She co-anchored Fox & Friends for several years before moving to the 11amET hour, then launching America's Pulse.

There's no real use in any of us to speculating whether Hill's demotion is any way related to her letting the "terrorist fist jab" cat out of the bag, or if it's simply a reflection of her overall lack of intelligence and personality.

I mean, it could just be something as innocent as her breasts beginning to sag.

She must be in her 30s by now, and, as you know, Fox News has impeccable journalistic standards.

  1. Yeah, we are like regular sailor men. A nasty mouth on us.

    by Harmony June 12th at 9:21PM
  2. And I come when My Jon calls too!

    by Serenity June 12th at 9:23PM
  3. I think I saw that video. That was pretty pretty good.

    by Harmony June 12th at 9:27PM
  4. Who needs the video. A moment like that lasts.

    by Serenity June 12th at 9:30PM
  5. Did you get the call back?

    by Harmony June 12th at 9:32PM
  6. I whisper sweet nothings to him. He knows what he did to me and it makes him smile.

    by Serenity June 12th at 9:35PM
  7. O I C. So you let him conquer you and then?

    by Harmony June 12th at 9:37PM
  8. His a man, he'll brag about it. And I'll know. And just smile.

    by Serenity June 12th at 9:39PM
  9. Who got who? It is all that simple.

    by Harmony June 12th at 9:40PM
  10. He's still My Jon and that is all that matters.

    by Serenity June 12th at 9:42PM
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