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June 11 at 10:00AM

Fox News Gives E.D. Hill a Terrorist Fist Jab to the Face

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

E.D. Hill — host of Fox News' America's Pulse and the journalist responsible for alerting the world to the existence of Barack and Michelle Obama's insidious "terrorist fist jab" — is having her hosting rights jabbed out from beneath her.

She's not getting fired outright. Apparently she will stay…

…with the network in a capacity to be determined. Hill has been with FNC since 1998. She co-anchored Fox & Friends for several years before moving to the 11amET hour, then launching America's Pulse.

There's no real use in any of us to speculating whether Hill's demotion is any way related to her letting the "terrorist fist jab" cat out of the bag, or if it's simply a reflection of her overall lack of intelligence and personality.

I mean, it could just be something as innocent as her breasts beginning to sag.

She must be in her 30s by now, and, as you know, Fox News has impeccable journalistic standards.

  1. Sounds like some sort of sparring match?

    by Harmony June 12th at 9:43PM
  2. If he wants, sure. Or…

    by Serenity June 12th at 9:45PM
  3. My best moves with My Stephen is when he is looking for a fight is to just jump him.

    by Harmony June 12th at 9:48PM
  4. Like he wanted to talk politics with you in the first place!

    by Serenity June 12th at 9:49PM
  5. Wow, a Harmony/Serenity exchange and a E. D. Hill pic on the same page….Ah, yes, there's the nausea.

    by Dethanos June 12th at 10:32PM
  6. @ Dethanos- Are you trying to steal me away from My Stephen?

    by Harmony June 12th at 11:00PM
  7. CUBBY,You're gross and immature and you need to get out of the "PIG-PEN". Go get an education in the REAL world. Ed Hill is someone that the likes of MO will NEVER be, truthful , patriotic , strong and smart and able to speak her mind. Does that SCARE you ??????????????????????? It sure did FOX. Shame on you FOX !!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you were above such child's play.

    by educated1 June 15th at 9:13PM
  8. fuckin' dipshit, he's jokin' about Fox only allowing women to do that bullshit job that could nearly act as high school cheerleaders

    by an EVENTUAL American B June 15th at 9:31PM
  9. bitch is stupid

    by LoomisG June 17th at 12:38AM
  10. E. D. Hill got it right, you morons. O's background is heavily laden with terroristic acquaintances and connections, and E. D. was/is the only reporter to call it like it is. Shame on you, Fox, for caving in to the Democrats on this matter. Perhaps you are as gutless and shallow as Alan Colmes, after all.

    by Bob Pennsylvania June 23rd at 12:46PM
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