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June 11 at 10:00AM

Fox News Gives E.D. Hill a Terrorist Fist Jab to the Face

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

E.D. Hill — host of Fox News' America's Pulse and the journalist responsible for alerting the world to the existence of Barack and Michelle Obama's insidious "terrorist fist jab" — is having her hosting rights jabbed out from beneath her.

She's not getting fired outright. Apparently she will stay…

…with the network in a capacity to be determined. Hill has been with FNC since 1998. She co-anchored Fox & Friends for several years before moving to the 11amET hour, then launching America's Pulse.

There's no real use in any of us to speculating whether Hill's demotion is any way related to her letting the "terrorist fist jab" cat out of the bag, or if it's simply a reflection of her overall lack of intelligence and personality.

I mean, it could just be something as innocent as her breasts beginning to sag.

She must be in her 30s by now, and, as you know, Fox News has impeccable journalistic standards.

  1. Cubby . . . you are an asshole . . . that's all the time I will waste on your article.

    by Jerry June 23rd at 7:23PM
  2. I can't believe you cancelled ED Hills show and replaced her with Trace and Martha. I love Martha, loved her show, but Trace is a little whimp, never liked him. All they do is run from set to set, it makes me dizzy. Her comment was justified and you caved to the democrats. As a person who watched Fox from the beginning I'm quickly losing interest in the live desk andfind myself switching to the Clampets.

    by Dan Birch June 25th at 1:28PM
  3. My TV is on FOX at least 16 hours of every day. However, I am starting to lose respect for Fox and the way they treat their faithful, loyal employees. Not justy E.D. Hill but many others starting with Paige Hopkins. These people are being replaced with "air heads" who have nothing better to offer than their cleavage. Wake up FOX or we will be watching these "good, intelligent people" on another network.

    by Pat June 30th at 6:04PM
  4. E.D. must stand for empty headed dumb ass.

    by Shaul July 7th at 3:56AM
  5. Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
    Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

    by Frankie July 7th at 10:20AM
  6. Hey E.D. Where are you? Did they kill you off? I know that they cut off your legs. I miss my sugar and sunshine.

    by Richard D'Agostino August 2nd at 11:10AM
  7. I want the real ED Hill back I am tired of all the want-to-be look alikes. Come on Fox admit you mistake and hire her back. She is looks great.

    A Fox News loyal fan,

    Helen Fravel

    by helen October 17th at 10:22AM
  8. E.D. Hill deserves her job back!! The show that has taken her place is for the birds. It's one reporter trying to out do the other and they talk so fast you can't understand them. I don't ever watch it. Like I said if you like birds, they fly with words and everything else. I turn the channel.

    by Carol Vaught October 22nd at 5:12PM
  9. I think Fox is missing the boat. Ithink what Edie seid was not one bit out of line. Its time to bring back a real reporter. Hope you wise up!

    by jim November 15th at 10:04AM
  10. Fox you proved your point, yeah, yeah Fair and Balanced, we know. E.D. Hill was a breath of fresh air; beauty and brains. She always brought a down to earth common sense side to a story. Fox, you are starting to lose your edge and you are turning your back on your faithful watchers. Don't make the Imus mistake, he was forgiven but by another station, don't lose this and many other fans to another station or channel when E.D. is picked up like Kieran was. She's good and you really need her.

    by John DiConza November 27th at 9:44AM
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