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June 11 at 1:00PM

Vote For John McCain and You'll Never Screw in This Country Again

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

We've heard a lot of arguments from both sides of the political fence this year — some have been valid and intelligent, and others have been… otherwise — but this one from TruthThroughAction.org is by far the most stupidest…

I think the message here is clear, young semi-attractive people.

If you vote for John McCain, then some random drunk girl who goes home with men about whom she knows next to nothing will not have sex with you. Oh no, instead, she'll fall in love with the first greasy, long-haired guy with a donkey pin she runs into on the street.

And that'll suck for you for some reason.

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  1. I bet the Donkey likes it when you pull on it's ears. Is the Elephant able to do that?

    by Harmony June 12th at 8:42PM
  2. Vote for John McCain and You've Already Screwed This Country Plenty

    by Dethanos June 12th at 8:36PM
  3. Ass to Ass. Donkey to Donkey.

    by Sgt. PepperPolitics June 12th at 8:11PM
  4. i thought it was funny to watch…

    by awesome June 12th at 8:05PM
  5. "Requiem For A Dream" If you haven't seen this film, you must. The music was intended, and does, send the biggest chill down one's spine if you've seen this movie.

    The reason I no longer pay too much attention to the Oscar's is when Ellen Burynsten (sp?) lost to friggin Juila Roberts that year for Erin Brokovitch. What a shame. She was excellent and far more deserving.

    Spliced properly, the music would have worked when the Elephant was spotted. Then, an early Beatles song. Either way, it sucked and I'm Democrat. HOWEVER, think irrationally. Guys will lose (um) their chance at intercourse with love photos of McCain. Hell, some people might like that crap.

    Requiem (and that music) is horrifying. Not a horror movie. Utterly disturbing and a must see. (also Pi, Darren A.'s other flick is great). Now, the Celtics come out to it for hoops. Guess they missed the "ass to ass" rape scene for a heroin fix. Or not. The fix is in for the NBA.

    by Sgt. PepperPolitics June 11th at 5:27PM
  6. Worst use of the "Requiem for a Dream" theme EVER…

    by LK June 11th at 3:08PM
  7. Yeah, Courting the whore vote.

    by Man of Reason June 11th at 2:07PM
  8. Young Republicans have cooties. I thought everyone knew that. She should have hurled when she saw John's autographed picture.

    by daringtexan June 11th at 1:15PM

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