Barack Obama Spreading Scurrilous Rumors About Barack Obama
Team Obama just launched a brand new website called Fight the Smears that very helpfully collects all the nasty rumors that people are spreading about their candidate and his wife.
What a handy little tool. Now I don't have to troll through right-wing and pro-Clinton message boards and blogs to get all the unsubstantiated dirt on Barack Obama.
For example, I just found out that…
* Obama is not a natural born citizen
* Senator Obama was sworn into the US Senate using the Koran
* Barack Obama won't put his hand over this heart during the pledge of allegiance
* Proven GOP sleazemeister Roger Stone says he has "credible evidence that some indelible record exists" of a tape of Michelle Obama using the term "whitey."
Fascinating!
I really need to email these to all my friends and family members.
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Dethanos-smears are like cockroaches: kill one, and more will just take it's place.
by daringtexan June 14th at 10:26AM
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I guess some smears are just too mind-numbingly stupid to even bother addressing them.
by Dethanos June 14th at 9:42AM
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The Barack Hussein Obama campaign is now going to be spending more time addressing rumors?
So Barack Hussein Obama starts a new site seeking to stop the so-called "smears"
Mentions that he's not Muslim. Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama "Whitey" tape not true. And on and on and on.
Conspicuously not countered is this claim: Barack's being homosexually satisfied by Larry Sinclair.
Or Obama obtaining and doing drugs with same said Sinclair. This one is hotter than the homosexual heat of Barack and Larry in the limo's back seat.
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by Leland Milton Goldblatt June 14th at 8:56AM
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As I ate pizza with my wife and daughter we sat in the cartoon room. I could watch the campaign coverage around the corner, and I noticed something bizarre. Barack and Scooby Doo really look alike! Obama-Doo Where are You?
by Joshua Kerr June 14th at 5:11AM
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Oh, oh, I know! At the Colbert Report's blog.
by daringtexan June 13th at 8:58PM
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