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Stephen Colbert Helps John McCain Find a New Buzzword

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In an attempt to separate himself from George W. Bush, John McCain is using "transcendental" to describe any of America's ongoing conflicts. Stephen's coined a few words himself, so he tries to help McCain come up with a word that' s less open to interpretation.

What's your buzzword for John McCain?

  1. The Metaphysical Existentialist War On Terror.

    or

    My mind says it doesn't really matter. Nothing does. Bomb Iran.

    by Sgt. PepperPolitics June 19th at 2:54PM
  2. Former Democrats are you, Debra, Ana, and others of your ilk? Scabs.

    by daringtexan June 19th at 2:46PM
  3. fromage–the best are aged

    by hilo08 June 19th at 2:28PM
  4. I've got a great neutral word for McCain-"Depends". It works for everything from his age, to the economy, and to war.

    by daringtexan June 19th at 12:57PM
  5. Well, the candidates still need VP's, and there is a political polling site that polls every week to get the most accurate polling reports. There is a new VP poll for both dems and reps, so see who America thinks should back Barack/McCain.

    http://www.votenic.com

    Vote to see results.

    by Trent June 19th at 10:17AM
  6. Hello!
    I completly agree with Colbert! We must help McCain to find another words! That one, remember?, "deserve", was so unispired! Why is that? And put "Obama this, Obama that" in his Site Homepage! Is he advertising Obama? In an homepage we want to see his own ideas, his own project!
    Another tip: please help him to refresh his site! That greyish dark blue is so sad! Use bright shiny blues! It's about hope! A website must be inspired and inspirer! Confident and also darer! Avoid greys!
    McCain should also use blues that suit him. Avoid greys or white shirts. Blue is his colour.
    Yes, just like Debra and other women I' m for McCain!
    Hugs!
    Ana

    by Ana Fernandes June 19th at 8:21AM

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