…You Might Be a Muslim
Barack Obama has launched a website called Fight the Smears, in which he strikes back against the negative jabs that get thrown his way. The site includes a section refuting the rumor that Obama is a Muslim. Counter-refutations have started to surface, including this handy guide we found in the bathroom at Swifty's Swiftboatery Inn and Swiftboatorium:
* If you greet your wife fist-to-fist instead of open palm-to-open palm, you might be a Muslim.
* If you want to turn the USA into a terrorist paradise with universal terrorist healthcare and college tuition credits for every terrorist, you might be a Muslim.
* If you have ever not punched a gay person you totally could have punched, you might be a Muslim.
* If you lob inspiring platitudes like hand grenades, you might be a Muslim.
* If you have talked to a Muslim, you might be a Muslim.
* If young people aren't immediately revulsed by your craggy, translucent skin and creepy old man giggle, you might be a Muslim.
* If you go to a Christian church that has a crazy pastor, you might be a Muslim.
* If you're black and running for president, you might be a Muslim.
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If you vote for Obama, you won't get into paradise and get busy with one hundred virgins.
You have a Stalker that forces you to be someone your not- he might be a Muslim
Some one can't accept you for who you are- might be a Muslim
Men that psychologically damage women to get them to submit- might be Muslims.
US Weekly isn't the only magazine to introduce Michelle Obama to its readers. 23/6 has compiled a few more. Funny! http://www.236.com/news/2008/06/18/meet_michelle_obama_my_black_f_1_7205.php
If you follow Americans home, you might be a Muslim.
If you prefer a submissive woman that adheres to specific instructions- you might be a muslim
Sandstorm might be a Muslim. (inside joke for some)
Mentioning that you might be a virgin at something and then being harassed- means you found a Muslim.
So that means you better have anal AND a 3some!