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Karl Rove Compares Barack Obama to That Really Rich, Suave Guy We All Hang Out With

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Oh, man! Karl Rove really nailed Barack Obama on this one

ABC News' Christianne Klein reports that at a breakfast with Republican insiders at the Capitol Hill Club this morning, former White House senior aide Karl Rove referred to Sen. Barack Obama, D-Illinois, as "coolly arrogant."

"Even if you never met him, you know this guy," Rove said, per Christianne Klein. "He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by."

You totally nailed it, Karl Rove. I know just what you're talking about. Every single time I go to the country club with my yachting pals, there's always that same guy cracking jokes about my Berluti Rapieces Reprises that I bought in the sweetest little shoe shop on Martha's Vineyard.

That guy is such an encule.

  1. "Aruba-du, ruba-tu, ruba-tu. I was thinking about the curse words and the swear words, the cuss words and the words that you can't say, that you're not supposed to say all the time, 'cause words or people into words want to hear your words. Some guys like to record your words and sell them back to you if they can, (laughter) listen in on the telephone, write down what words you say. A guy who used to be in Washington knew that his phone was tapped, used to answer, Fuck Hoover, yes, go ahead. (laughter)."

    Red Rover Red Rover Make Karl Bend Over. Fuck Rove, Yes, go ahead.

    by Sgt. PepperPolitics June 24th at 1:22AM
  2. And Rove is the guy at the country club who sits poolside wearing sunglasses and pretending to read a book while eyeing the little boys in the kiddie pool.

    by kia June 24th at 2:22AM
  3. Rove is the chunky plaid clad loser putting roofies in the teenage waitress's drink.

    by obamagramma June 24th at 2:55AM
  4. Rove is"shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits" encule who is French.

    by Sgt. PepperPolitics June 24th at 7:35AM
  5. Bush is to McCain what Rush was to Hillary.

    by obamagramma June 26th at 5:28AM
  6. Everyone knows snide comments are for the media, not the country club.

    by Dethanos June 26th at 7:00AM
  7. Just a theory here, but maybe Rove finds Obama arrogant because Obama has zero fucking respect for Karl Rove. I know I have zero fucking respect for Karl Rove. I also encourage others to have zero fucking respect for Karl Rove. Anyway, zero fucking respect for Karl Rove.

    Zero Fucking Respect for Karl Rove,
    Dethanos

    PS – Zero fucking respect for Karl Rove.

    by Dethanos June 26th at 7:05AM
  8. Oh, almost forgot, Carlin was the best, but please don't use the word tits when discussing Karl Rove.

    by Dethanos June 26th at 7:13AM
  9. Karl Rove – Le French Boob Mole.

    by Sgt. PepperPolitics June 26th at 3:33PM
  10. The mole-rat (Spalax typhlus) "is twice the size of our mole, with no external eyes, and with only faint traces within of the rudimentary organ; no apparent ears, but, like the mole, with great internal organs of hearing; a strong, bare snout, and with large gnawing teeth; its colour a pale slate; its feet short, and provided with strong nails; its tail only rudimentary."

    by hilo08 June 26th at 3:41PM
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