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June 25 at 5:05PM

Ask a Former Evangelical Christian

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

With James Dobson pointing the finger at Barack Obama and his Bible "distortion", Evangelical Christians are back in the news for this election cycle. Not that they ever really left. Aren't you a little curious about what makes these folks tick, besides the Countdown to Armageddon clock we imagine they all have next to their beds?

Well, we found one for you. His name is David, and he used to be a 7-Day Creationist who proselytized internationally, spoke in tongues, and believed Ronald Reagan had a personal connection to God and that the gay community molests children in an attempt increase their numbers, but could be healed of their gayness by God.

David no longer believes these things, but he can answer your questions about this mindset. So, if you have something you've always wanted to ask an Evangelical Christian, leave your question in the comments of this post, and David will try to answer you by Friday. And…you're welcome!

  1. I already did on another thread. Don't want to be too repetitive about how My Jon makes my girlie bits tingle.

    by Serenity June 29th at 4:24PM
  2. Yeah, that would be too much. Gotta know when to keep it on the low down.

    by Harmony June 29th at 4:27PM
  3. Oh for sure. I mean, it's not like I have to Advertise the fact that My Jon does wonderful things for me.

    by Serenity June 29th at 4:30PM
  4. I was considering the fact the My Stephen actually likes it when I talk about what a Wonderful Man he is.

    by Harmony June 29th at 4:32PM
  5. My Jon enjoys the doing more than the saying.

    by Serenity June 29th at 4:34PM
  6. Don't get me wrong, there are certain things that My Stephen wants to do. After I remind him that he has his own show and I am his greatest fan!

    by Harmony June 29th at 4:39PM
  7. AND his show has his name on it!

    by Harmony/Serenity June 29th at 4:41PM
  8. What do you think it would really take to educate the millions of evangelicals on the fact that homosexuality happens in nature EVERY DAY and is not an abomination? How many PROVEN FACTS do you have to throw in their face before they come out of their intellectual coma?

    by MrB June 29th at 10:18PM
  9. Dear Dave,

    Is Michael MacDonald's voice really that smooth and soulful or is it a trick of the devil?

    by Punditphoelia June 30th at 9:05AM
  10. Nevermind, Dave. I think my question about is St. Michael and Jesus was/is answered:
    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/02/arts/design/01cnd-sculpture.html?hp

    by hilo08 July 1st at 8:22PM
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