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June 26 at 12:20PM

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POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Barack Obama today responded to Ralph Nader's accusation that he was all trying to talk white and shit

"First of all, what's clear is Ralph Nader hasn't been paying attention to my speeches," Obama said. "Ralph Nader is trying to get attention… It's a shame, because if you look at his legacy in terms of consumer protection, it's an extraordinary one. But at this point, he's somebody who's trying to get attention."

Aw, snap! (Or whatever it's cool to say after a thing like that these days. I have no idea; I'm too white.)

Obama then went on to discuss Bill Clinton's oh so very enthusiastic obligatory endorsement from earlier this week…

Obama said it was "understandable" that the former president didn't "want to upstage" the unity events planned for this week with Hillary Rodham Clinton. He said he "absolutely" wants Bill Clinton to campaign on his behalf. "I want his help not just in campaigning but in governing," Obama said.

Of course Obama wants President Clinton's help. From what I hear, he'd make a fantastic wing man.

  1. You are hiring the next president when you cast your vote.

    Don't cast your vote for some one you don't trust to work for you.

    I'll gladly scrap with Ralph for the last oyster in the bottom of the roux.

    Laurie

    by Laurie August 24th at 11:08PM
  2. All hat and no cattle! ! !

    by margaret June 27th at 11:16AM
  3. Nadar is ACCOUNTABLE…and has a history that we can refer to. Something that we can't say about OBAMA! ! ! In three years as a Senator, the onmly thing that we know for sure is that he's been 'running for the Presidency.

    CAN ANYONE MENTION JUST 'ONE THING' THAT OBAMA HAS DONE FOR HIS CONSTITUENTS?

    He's a 'wanna-be' cowboy who's never been on a horse, let alone 'the range'. He sure knows how to dress up…ina all kinds of COSTUMES. I wonder where this 'poor boy' got the money to start the SENATOR OBAMA SCHOOL in Africa?…and if America's paid for ALL OF HIS ELITIST SCHOOLING (as well as his racist wife's)…why didn't he start a school up here in the USA?

    And he's NOT EVEN A CHRISTIAN! ! !..his preachers may quote the Bible…however, they are 'black liberation fundamentalists' ONLY! ! !..and besides, his biological AND stepfathers were Muslims…Sounds like you're a pretty mixed up boy, OB.

    Now how 'Christ-like' does that sound? ? ?…'Blacks first, and BLACKS ONLY'! ! !

    Yep!…You got it! ! !…IT'S NOT! ! !

    Like my mother always said, 'The proof is in the pudding'…and Barack
    is the most 'questionable, un-American' candidate to come 'down the pike!

    I'll bet you that he doesn't even know who Bruce Springstein is…that is, unless one of his staffers pulled him aside so that he could answer the question.

    Do we really need a 'parrot-speaking', unpatriotic puppet in the most revered position in the world?

    by margaret June 27th at 9:37AM
  4. That Hat should get the RED NECK vote

    by Ed Segg June 27th at 9:26AM
  5. listen you pencil neck geeks. I hung up the wrestling trunks years ago and now work for nader. nader haters. obama stepped in the squared circle. i challnge him on behalf of mr. nader. environmentalist, consumer advocate, our next President and former masked wrestler hailing from parts unknown.

    roll the tape Ventura. We get people into office here.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpwu1SoC4Tw

    barry OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    by Barry O June 27th at 2:05AM
  6. The hat, it's just too perfect! Volumes, 1000 words… HA

    by Morgan Mghee June 27th at 12:48AM
  7. Bill doesn't just know where to get great wings, he's also knows where to find the best BBQ ribs.

    by obamagramma June 26th at 9:30PM
  8. Yeah, Obama doesn't have to try to get attention because the media gave him all kinds of it for free.

    by Jessica June 26th at 8:39PM
  9. Ralph is trying to get attention focused on issues that Barry-O (and John McC) is walking away from. Ralph is a legitimate alternative to the offerings of the two parties.

    And don't bring up 2000; if Al Gore couldn't carry TN and AR, it's not Nader's fault.

    And it's not Nader's fault that the dipshit Democratic supervisor of Palm Beach county came up with the "Oy-I-Just-Voted-For-Pat-Buchanan-Butterfly Ballot."

    And th-tha-that's all folks!

    by mkevinf June 26th at 3:10PM

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