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July 2 at 2:30PM

Eight More Years of Rush Limbaugh

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Man! Inflation's really getting out of control. Do you know how much it costs to buy a douchebag these days?

400 million dollars!

[Rush] Limbaugh has extended his contract through 2016 — $38 million per year with a "nine-figure signing bonus."

The total package is valued at "north of $400 million."

Rush has done pretty well for himself, especially considering that Joseph Goebbels only got the empty title of Reich Chancellor and a bullet in his brains for his efforts.

  1. I listen to Rush. His website is good too.

    by obamagramma July 2nd at 10:39PM
  2. The only "set" Rush cares about is a percocet or a darvocet.

    Raj, on the other hand, should probably focus on the set in his mouth, instead of making stupid assumptions about where I get my news, or what kind of nerd I am.

    by Dethanos July 2nd at 10:55PM
  3. I can make plenty of assumptions about a guy who roams around Comedy Central political blogs for his news. Let me anticipate the obvious: I happened upon this page during a Google search for Rush's contract.

    I guess I can't find this discourse too out of the ordinary since the people engaging in it are the same people who think South Park is relevant and cynics like Stewart and Colbert are the bastions of American thought. When you aren't too busy beating off to anime or frothing at the mouth that more people aren't voting for Ron Paul, send me a link to your Wikipedia entry on Asperger's.

    by Raj Fahneen July 3rd at 12:08AM
  4. when you're done prejudging people, then you should go back to whatever it is you usually read and blog at, unless they were also not measuring up.

    by daringtexan July 3rd at 12:11AM
  5. Actually, I'm just judging people. Pre-judging would be commenting on your handle before you even said anything. For example, "daringtexan," only steers and queers are from Texas, etc. But since you can't put together a simple sentence, I'm judging you to be a gigantic douche.

    by Raj Fahneen July 3rd at 12:50AM
  6. Officially the first time I've ever wanted to be Rush Limbaugh (God I hope it's the last)

    by onejon July 3rd at 3:46AM
  7. Raj, your assumptions suck as much as your taste in radio.

    I wouldn't have gone for "the obvious". I think South Park is too conservative. Stewart and Colbert are entertainers. I beat off to real porn. I hate Ron Paul. I've never done a wiki entry, and I don't know Asperger's from assholes.

    Oh, you can drop the smug attitude. You're not exactly elevating the level of discourse here.

    by Dethanos July 3rd at 7:00AM
  8. You're a consummate asswipe, Raj. So there!

    by daringtexan July 3rd at 10:11AM
  9. Respectfully back at you Pepper; Limbaugh is a pablum-rich boob to an embarassingly infantile country. There are liberal boobs as well, but we won't mention them on Comedy Central. Just because Rush has beaucoup bucks doesn't automatically make me respect him.

    When he starts helping the homeless he helped make homeless, I might come around. His acre of mahogany doesn't impress me either, but if he reveres knowledge, I'll try to keep an open mind.

    by hilo08 July 3rd at 10:36AM
  10. Rush has made his career being a PIG!

    by will July 3rd at 12:17PM
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