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July 8 at 3:29PM

John McCain Eats Hippies Like Barack Obama For Breakfast

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

This new John McCain commercial is pretty illuminating. Like, did you know that McCain spent the '60s fighting sex-crazed hippies in Vietnam? Or that he wrestles presidents? Or that he thinks that all things "beautiful" are secretly queer?

My favorite part: "John McCain doesn't always tell us what we… Hope to hear."

Aw, snap! Obama, he's using your copyrighted word against you.

  1. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah!

    by Marya January 20th at 10:42AM
  2. This ad would be offensive if it wasn't so patently dumb. Although I am a liberal, I once was prepared to believe that John McCain had integrity. However, once he swallowed his obvious hatred of Bush to support him in order to be supported as a presidential candidate himself, I stopped believing it. Now, apparently, he will do anything to save his increasingly desperate, laughable campaign. What's sad is that some people are buying it. Too bad for all of us if we're outnumbered by such people at the polls.

    by James Fisher July 8th at 5:34PM
  3. When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for John McCain.

    by Dethanos July 8th at 5:17PM

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