Pet Owner John McCain's Advantage Over Pet Hater Barack Obama
Finally! A presidential poll from the Associated Press that's not totally retarded. And by "not totally retarded," I mean "totally, totally retarded"…
An AP-Yahoo News poll found that pet owners favor McCain over Obama 42 percent to 37 percent, with dog owners particularly in McCain's corner.
"I think a person who owns a pet is a more compassionate person — caring, giving, trustworthy. I like pet owners," said Janet Taylor of Plymouth, Mass. Taylor, who described herself as a retired stay-at-home wife, owns two cats, Lady Jane Taylor and Mr. Tommy Katz.
Wait a minute, she has one male and one female cat, and they have different last names. That means they're not married and living in sin. Who knows what other deviant skeletons lie in Ms. Taylor's closet. She should be an Obama supporter.
Richard Powell, 79, of Spokane, Wash., whose dog passed away last fall, said if a person owns a pet, that "tells you that they're responsible at least for something, for the care of something."
This guy's not even responsible enough to keep his dog alive, so why are we listening to his opinion?
On the other hand, maybe he has a point. Since Barack Obama has never bought a little animal for his two daughters to dress up like a doll and bring into the back yard to take shits, we have absolutely no way of knowing if he's responsible or not.
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My cat was for Hillary.
My 4 dogs are voting for Bark Obama.
here i am. did you miss me everyone?
Honey, what do you mean "Muslims like"? Didn't you get the updated email rumor on Obama. Here is a snippet.
"Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book is the BIBLE, which he has memorized. His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the ancient language of Aramaic, which is the language JESUS SPOKE before he learned English. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American."
You're right.
HUSSEIN Obama hates dogs/cats – and Jews.
When you ask your question, you should at least be able to answer your own question with knowledge, instead of ignorance.
Do Muslims like HUSSEIN Obama even like dogs/cats? Muslims consider them unclean.