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John McCain and Barack Obama on How Best to Destroy the Iranian Threat

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

The two presidential candidates have responded to Iran's hilarious missile joke, because that's what they're here to do.

Believe it or not, John McCain seems to be a bit excited to begin retaliations. What a shock…

"Ballistic missile testing coupled with Iran's continued refusal to cease its nuclear activities should unite the international community in efforts to counter Iran's dangerous ambitions.

"Iran's missile tests also demonstrate the need for effective missile defense now and in the future, and this includes missile defense in Europe as is planned with the Czech Republic and Poland."

In other words, right about now is a fantastic time to get a brand new cold war started. 'Cause the first one was so awesome.

Barack Obama, as always the diplomacy-monger, had a slightly different response…

"As these tests have reaffirmed, the threat from Iran's nuclear program is real and it is grave. As President, I will do everything in my power to eliminate that threat, and that must begin with direct, aggressive, and sustained diplomacy."

"Direct, aggressive, and sustained diplomacy!" I like that! We'll just get right in their face and take them out to fancy dinners and comp them tickets to the opera, and we won't take no for an answer. We'll be like, "You're coming out for a night on the town with me, and you're gonna like it!" And we'll do it every day until they stand down in the nuclear research.

We can show them just how annoying and overbearing can American truly be.

  1. I'm not sure if any of you saw "CBS News 'Up To The Minute" this morning, but they had an interview on with the UN Ambassador to Syria. He said that it is the feeling of his country and most Eastern Europe and Arab regions involved in the UN, that the recent US attack inside Syria on a supposed Terrorist group, was most likely an attempt by the current administration to use this as another tactic to try and sway voters over to the Republican side with McCain. It just goes to show how desperate the Republicans are to try and stay in power. It was obvious in the interview, the disdain that other countries have for the current administration, and just demonstrates the need for change which the Obama/Biden ticket can bring to help bolster our image with the rest of the world and unite us as a country. Shame on the McCain campaign and the Republican party for all their negative politics!

    by Sharon October 28th at 7:44PM
  2. Higher nicotine cigarettes.

    by obamagramma July 9th at 9:07PM
  3. Sweet dreams and lullabies for Iranian Children from the loving supporters of John McCain.

    http://nukeiran.com/node/102/

    by Clueless Joe July 9th at 8:04PM
  4. Yep.

    by Dethanos July 9th at 5:10PM
  5. naturally.

    what did you think republicans were?

    by rose July 9th at 5:08PM
  6. And naturally Republicans are ceaseless war-mongers? Waging armed conflict for purposes of pure gratification?
    –Todd Anthony
    http://www.twincitiesconservative.blogspot.com

    by Todd Anthony July 9th at 3:50PM
  7. direct, aggressive, and sustained??? Iran is totally going to want to make out with Obama. I know I do.

    by rose July 9th at 3:13PM

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