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July 10 at 11:22AM by CubbyChaser

The Contemptible Idiot's Guide to Joe Lieberman Logic

Here's Joe "Zell Miller" Lieberman's flawless logic on why he keeps hammering home the talking point that Barack Obama hates Israel, Jews and bagels with lox…

When asked about concerns he is creating the impression that Obama would not be a friend to Israel, Lieberman responded:

"It's my way of thinking that if I've concluded, as I have, that John McCain is best for our country, then why wouldn't I do that?"

What?

This is some kind of logic puzzle, isn't it?

Okay, let's see, this would be like me saying that if I've concluded, as I have, that if John McCain is generally a decent human being who for the most part says what he believes to be true, then why wouldn't I conclude that Joe Lieberman is a poisonous little opportunistic snake who puts his own interests above those of the country and has a sense of decency that he'd smothered with a star-spangled pillow years ago?

Is that how this game works?

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obamagramma July 11, 2008 at 6:38AM

Since when is Israel the only issue ?
Whom does Lieberman represent?

Pam July 10, 2008 at 6:36PM

They should make Lieberman ambassador to Iran just to stick it to him.

daringtexan July 10, 2008 at 5:48PM

This is the worst yet of Lieberman's pontifications. I hope that tongue of his dries up and falls off, just so his prophetic pronouncements will stop. How on earth does his head fit in the doors of the Capitol building?!

NoMo'Joe July 10, 2008 at 5:41PM

Let's see – poisonous, opportunistic … OK, but you forgot toadying and self-righteous – oh, and smug, don't forget smug.

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