July 10 at 4:30PM
VeepMania LXIV: Tag-Teaming the Candidates
The time is coming soon for John McCain and Barack Obama to pick their running mates. The process sounds ominously similar to the selection process of a tag-team partner in the WWE. So we say, why don't McCain and Obama just pick their vice presidential candidates from that pool? Let us break it down for you:
MCCAIN'S POSSIBLE RUNNING MATES:
| Wrestler | Why He'd Make a Good VP |
 Sgt. Slaughter |
Brings back Ronald Reagan-era nostalgia in spades. Will Camel Clutch the Iron Sheik in symbolic gesture of controlling Mideast oil prices. |
 The Undertaker |
Death incarnate a familiar sight to retiree voters in key battleground state of Florida. |
 The Ultimate Warrior |
His speech-making style will feel comfortable to those who voted for George W. Bush. |
OBAMA'S POSSIBLE RUNNING MATES:
| Wrestler | Why He'd Make a Good VP |
 Rey Mysterio |
Bald-faced attempt to court the pivotal luchador vote. |
 Mick Foley |
Advocate of healthcare reform, if only to force insurance companies to pay for full-body transplant. |
 John Cena |
Adds double the intrigue as the son of a white mother who's also grappled with his black identity. |
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