July 15 at 11:56AM
That's Puzzling!: Headline Anagrams, July 15th
As we all know, the Liberal Media uses newspaper headlines to send out secret messages to proselytize unwitting readers. The investigative arm of Indecision wants to get to the bottom of it, and needs your help.
Every Tuesday, we'll give you a newspaper headline and ask you to help us figure out what the REAL message is by making anagrams of that headline and leaving them in the comments.
Here's today's headline:
Obama Will Meet Palestinian Leaders in the West Bank
And here's an anagram of that headline to get you started:
Administration Establishment Awaken We'll Able Pee
Crazy-ass liberals. Okay, now it's your turn. Ready? Go!
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While tied in Omeba laments, Let Balkans wear panties.
While tied in, Omeba laments, let Balkans wear panties
Meet Palestinian Obama will bank leaders in the west.
Palestinian Obama will meet bank leaders in the west.
Please strike women labia with needles! Nail bam, Matt!!
We shit pants to make Bill mad lean stew in Elane Bar.
crap. one too many t's.
We sew shit lean pants to make Bill mad in Bar Elane.
To make Bill shit lean pants we sew in Bar Elane.
*there, that makes sense.
arghh!
To make Bill shit lean pants we sew mad in Bar Elane.
I think that's one. I quit.
IA Bakers Intend On Eatin' Seal Meat Stew w/ Milk! Bam! I'll Help!!
(Yes, I know it's too late but I couldn't resist.)