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Stephen Colbert Believes America Needs a Placebo

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George W. Bush and John McCain know that offshore drilling won't produce a barrel of oil tomorrow, but it's going to make America feel better. Clearly, we need psychological help.



Will offshore drilling be the sugar pill we need to help us feel good inside?

  1. Bush is an idiot. We tell bedtime stories to little children to make them feel better and go to sleep. That is all they are doing right now is saying something to make us feel better and go to sleep so they can have thier sexy parties without the kids runnung around.

    by Kyle La Fleur September 11th at 10:08AM
  2. My brain must have fooled me into voting for Ron Paul.

    Or was it because he was the most honest and correct candidate in the race. I'm not sure.

    by Aaron July 17th at 10:33PM
  3. And there is a weekly 2008 Presidential Election poll at http://www.votenic.com. See who America thinks should win the election. New 2008 Vice President poll.

    by Brandon July 17th at 10:07AM
  4. Forget about all of that. Colbert had Rush on the show on my birthday. That made me forget about everything bad… at least for 30 minutes. Thanks, guys for making that happen.

    Ian

    by Ian July 17th at 5:17AM

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