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July 17 at 5:14PM

Tila Tequila Begins Her Meteoric Rise in Politics

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

On Tuesday, we post a post positing: "If Tila Tequila Runs for Office in 2010, Blame Barack Obama" and, because we're douchebags, we decided to run a picture of Tila Tequila alongside it, even though the story actually had nothing to do with Tila Tequila.

(Supposedly, if you use the phrase "Tila Tequila" a bunch in a post, your traffic goes up, especially if you accompany it with the words "naked," "hot lesbian three-way" or "farmer's cheese.")

The post was actually about Rep. John Lewis, but nobody really gives enough of a shit about him to take his picture, so no other news sources had a picture to accompany their boring stories about the boring person. So, Google News aggregated the one source that did have a picture accompanying the story.

I think our moment of fame is past, but you can click here to see a screenshot.

Mark my words: In a couple years, this will all seem incredibly prescient.

  1. Finally, another candidate on par with Sarah Palin.

    by George November 4th at 5:27PM
  2. I had to try……. ;)

    by Robert November 4th at 4:40PM
  3. this is exactly what im talking about

    by xfctr July 18th at 6:55PM
  4. Ahhh, the ol' Tila Tequila distraction …
    Obama's plan is working.

    by obamagramma July 18th at 1:55AM
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