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From the Writers of The Daily Show: Drilling for Oil

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

Alternative titles for The Daily Show's coverage of Bush's authorization of drilling for oil in the Outer Continental Shelf:

* Withdrawal Method

* License to Drill

* Barrel Fever

* Crude Behavior

* Offshore Accounts

* That's Oil, Folks!

* Big Mac Attack

* We've Got Gas

* Drills to Pay Tha Bills

* Oil and Water

* Greased Frightening

TAGS:
  1. Bestiality-eh, Risky Rev.?
    How about this-Reserv-oil Dogs-Goin' Back For Seconds

    You Say Jurassic, I Say Triassic-let's call the whole thing off…

    Screwing Endangered Species-an 8mm home movie

    by daringtexan July 20th at 10:56AM
  2. An Untruthful Convenience

    by kia July 20th at 11:34AM
  3. It's like my old grandmother used to say, "When life gives you lemons (or term limits)… try to ram through as much bullshit legislation as you can in a last ditch grab for all the cash you can stuff into your clown pants."

    by kia July 20th at 11:52AM
  4. Listen you coral humping hippies, go look at the pretty little fishies at the Petsmart.

    by Risky Rev. July 20th at 12:28PM
  5. The Joe Scarborough Florida Fish Flip-Flop.
    Fishes sleep with the fishes.
    Suck my drill.

    by Risky Rev. July 20th at 12:41PM
  6. "Listen you coral humping hippies, go look at the pretty little fishies at the Petsmart." – Risky Rev.

    That's a good one. Dismissive drillers bullying hippies again. Yes, Rev, Obama is packin' some pretty good one liners. I was never good at that short, witty stuff, so why compete? I'm doin' my thing. I've been ridiculed by snobs for a long time, and it's not going to stop any time soon, so get out the lube and watch the show ;-)

    by caligrrrrl July 20th at 2:55PM
  7. and, I'll add, that yes, I'm glad we can say whatever the fuck we want to say on this forum. Kicks every other forum's ass, so far, that I've seen. Course, I only do this forum and the ABC Politics Board…and that's getting way too overboard. I just hope all my efforts are not in vain, and that someone, somewhere, is whispering into Obama's ear. With all this talk about going after Bin Laden, and getting with the new Eco Economy, I feel like a who in whoville, finally being heard.

    yeah, grama, I'll take it on the chin for being sincere over funny, fire away. (sticks tongue out).

    by caligrrrrl July 20th at 3:01PM
  8. Heck caligrrrl. Don't sweat the small stuff. I do more than you know. Just put your best foot forward and try not to offend others which you certainly could never be accused of. I appreciate the props. I ain't perfect. By no stretch. But, I learn as I go. I wrote crappy lyrics. So. It was fun writing it. Just be you and don't sell yourself short or long. To err is human, to forgive is really cool. That being said, I love Obama and have been sold ever since reading Caroline Kennedy's Op-Ed, but, you do know he's running for Emperor Of The Galaxy right and is trying to drill a hole in the ozone layer.

    by Risky Rev. July 20th at 6:02PM
  9. Motley Crude
    Oil in the Family
    Crude and Unusual Punishment
    Fuel For The City
    Fuel For Thought

    by flasunbum July 21st at 10:19AM
  10. Can any one else say environmental terrorism associated with Bush's signing ANWAR/Continental Shelf drilling.

    by Laurie July 24th at 8:04PM
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