Barack Obama Heads to Middle East to Pick Up Orders from Islam HQ
Over the weekend, Barack Obama traveled to Kabul, Afghanistan and took in its three sights (two of which being smoldering craters).
This morning he made his way over to Baghdad to bro out with Iraq's Prime Minister Nouri Al-Maliki and discuss possibly shortening the U.S.'s 10,000 year occupation of the country by about 9,998…
Iraq's government welcomed Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama on Monday with word that it apparently shares his hope that U.S. combat forces could leave by 2010.
The statement by Iraq's government spokesman, Ali al-Dabbagh, followed talks between Obama and Prime Minister Nouri Al-Maliki — who has struggled for days to clarify Iraq's position on a possible timetable for a U.S. troop pullout.
That's cool and all, but I'm confused. So, Barack Obama went to Afghanistan and then went to Iraq?! That doesn't make sense. I thought that Afghanistan and Iraq and Iran and North Korea were all interchangeable synonyms for one place like L.A. and Los Angeles or Detroit and Hell.
And, apparently, John McCain is of the exact same opinion.
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Saul: actually, they were just investigating the *media's* claim that a bunch of "old jews in Florida" wouldn't vote for Obama. Frankly, from reading the internet, I think the one's Obama needs to worry about are the tech-savvy goyim.
I love that photo you used there! It's as though he's glaring at the article. "How dare you make fun of me! I bring hope!"
All they do in Iowa is eat traif. And everyone knows Iowa full of goyem and John Deere equipment.
Today I saw Mr. Obama wearing a yalmuke at The Wailing Wall. I am filled with so much nachas and always knew he was Jewish.
lol, Saul, true, true. although there's a Hilel House right across from my church, so we can't all be gentiles, right?
what can i say… pundits will try to make a controversy out of anything, and the DS will be there to make fun of it (and win emmys for it).
Henry Hill and his 76 trombones said ya' ought to give Iowa a try. Ok. But it's HiLLel and nachas is not Mexican slang. My wife Ruthie said I can use the bed sheet with the hole in it tonight. Thanks Viagra and That Daily Show.
This probably sounds ignorant, Saul, but what's CEBA? I looked it up in my Hebrew dictionary, but couldn't find a good translation.
Hillel… damn typos… (the number of times I have "the" instead of "they") isn't there anyway to edit your posts?
My wife Ruthie told me to write in the code. "CEBA" before I hit the button here too. I already wrote it once below. Why should I write it twice I wondered? But, I didn't want to argue with her so I wrote it twice before she went to sleep. Now, she doesn't bother me anymore about that and I only have to write the code once.
Code, I love code. From what I've read, everything can be broken down into code, then numbers, then…the mystery of existence. That's why I like Hebrew because it's how I think–backwards, in code and in numbers. Thanks, Saul.
Here is a picture of Mr. Obama wearing his yalmuke at his Bar-Mitzvah (such a nice boy):
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/07/23/obama_meets_israeli_leaders_to.html?hpid=topnews