July 22 at 4:03AM
The Colbert Report: John McCain's Fiscally Responsible Staycation
The mainstream media may be fawning over Barack Obama, but John McCain has a fantastic itinerary too. All he needs is a little attention from his supporters in the media.
It's time the press start trumpeting Senator McCain's exciting tale: he's old and no one likes him. Exciting. What does he need to do to get the media's attention?
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Young, hip, and black? How about Chris Rock for President? At least he's funny. And he has a policy about gun control: charge $2,000 for bullets…that would slow down the drive-by shootings.
To get the media's attention, John McCain needs to become young, hip, and black – to do a reverse Michael Jackson, if you will.