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July 24 at 4:21AM

Jon Stewart Compares Barack Obama to Osama bin Laden

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

The media just can't seem to stop confusing Obama and Osama, so Jon points out a couple of ways to tell them apart.

Now we know the one wearing the beard and the bra is Osama. Can you spot any more differences?

  1. The media questions Osama's judgment and ideas. With Obama they; ask if they can be the president of his official fan club.

    by Frank July 24th at 10:59AM
  2. i would think the beard would have done it, but how about this one- they spell and pronounce their names differently

    by chefsanders July 24th at 3:10PM
  3. Well, the main difference is we know where Mr. Obama is.

    by Seren Wagoner July 24th at 6:37PM
  4. One is a father, an affluent, elite university-educated, articulate, so-called 'man-of-the-people,' promising a future of hope and change, and the other is Barack Obama.

    by Pubius July 25th at 12:33AM
  5. Obama is going to help America strive and he gives hope, but Osama, I don't know, wack's it in a cave somewhere?

    by meagisriggs July 25th at 3:14AM
  6. Obama had the sent of hope and cinnamon.
    Osama has the sent of guano cave musk.

    by ecoolguy July 25th at 4:54AM
  7. Putting images of Barack and Osama on the screen together made a lot of Republicans very, very happy. McCain's group went far enough pairing him up with Castro but you managed to go several steps further. Imagery is powerful. You really blew it.

    by Mike Steiner July 25th at 6:26AM
  8. Obama looks like a centaur because he has Jon Stewart's head up his rectum

    by Way July 25th at 8:29AM
  9. One scuttles from from haven to haven in faraway lands and tapes video messages to incite his legion of fanatical followers to radical action; the other…

    (I know you see this coming)

    …is Bin Laden.

    OBAMA '08!

    by Ian Murdock July 25th at 4:50PM
  10. The main difference is Obama is still alive, Osama was assassinated last year (Benazir Bhutto had leaked this information before she herself was assassinated, look it up kiddies)

    by Zack July 25th at 11:55PM
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