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July 24 at 4:21AM

Jon Stewart Compares Barack Obama to Osama bin Laden

POSTED BY: TheInDecider

The media just can't seem to stop confusing Obama and Osama, so Jon points out a couple of ways to tell them apart.

Now we know the one wearing the beard and the bra is Osama. Can you spot any more differences?

  1. The difference is some times hard to hear.
    Osama Been Hiding
    Obama Been lying
    Subtle but if you listne closely you'l pick it up.

    by Dave Mitchell July 26th at 5:35AM
  2. Wow, lots of McCaininites trolling in here. I'm amazed you guys figured out how to use the internet at last! Well done!

    by Anon July 26th at 8:52AM
  3. Looks like John Mccain is trying to capture the youth vote, I just got a text message from his campaign:

    …- -..- . … .. -.. . -. – — -.-. -.-. .- .. -. .- ..— . … — — . … – — .–. … ..- .–. .–. — .-. – — ..- .-. -. — — .. -. . . … – — .–.

    Unfortunately I think it was in Morris Code.

    by youthVoter July 26th at 12:08PM
  4. they have both been used by the bush administration to scare people with caricatures and widely accepted, purely invented stereotypes.

    by Don G July 26th at 3:54PM
  5. Barack smiles. We seen many pictures of him smiling. Does Osama smile? I've never seen a picture of him smiling. He may have dental issues.

    by Jabu59 July 27th at 12:13AM
  6. Hey! Y'know how those Semitic words are sorta similar? 'Shalom, Sala'am', 'Abraham, Ibrahim', and like that?

    I did a little research, and whaddaya know? 'Hussein' is just Arabic for 'Jason'! Or 'Kevin', if you go via the Gaelic.

    Baruch Jason Obama. OhmyG-D!! The sneaky, semi-negroid, foreign, Lefty, (who isn't Hillary Clinton) is… a JEW!!

    That counts as a difference, right? Kewl, huh? Well, Osama isn't Hillary Clinton, either… Actually, it's amazing how many people aren't Hillary Clinton. I hate them all!!

    Also, Baruch lets his wife go around in, like, clothes. Actually, I don't think she even has to ask him!

    She's not Bill Clinton… ooo
    Good thing I don't vote in the USA. I only lived there 40 years!

    I get to choose between TweedleMoron and TweedleTory. They're neither of them Hillary Clinton! Jerks

    by Uma in Liverpool, UK July 27th at 7:18AM
  7. I think a key difference is that conservative leadership has messed with Obama more than osama…. strange.

    by eddie from florida July 27th at 9:17AM
  8. I get Obama and Bin Laden confused all the time, sorry, they even look alike, is Bin Laden his father? you never know, they say his father died, but maybe it is you know who

    by penny July 27th at 2:51PM
  9. The last answer shows why others think Americans are stupid. It's not funny. These are two very important people in the American history .. .. or though the whole thing is meant as a joke. But still . Bad sense of humor!

    by Kate July 27th at 3:41PM
  10. It's going to take an Obama, to defeat Osama. It's name kismet.

    by caligrrrrl July 27th at 4:04PM
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