July 24 at 4:21AM
Jon Stewart Compares Barack Obama to Osama bin Laden
The media just can't seem to stop confusing Obama and Osama, so Jon points out a couple of ways to tell them apart.
Now we know the one wearing the beard and the bra is Osama. Can you spot any more differences?
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Well, none of them are white. That is clearly the problem here John.
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There is no difference.
Hitler was popularly elected too.
Obama scares me more than Osama.
I am AFRAID there are more similarities than differences:
They both have more hair than McCain
They are both taller than McCain
They are both younger
O here are a few similarities between Mac and Osama:
They are both sick
They both hold their arm funny
They both laugh at their jokes before finishing the punchline
They both speak in front of real, real small crowds
They both can't seem to make out what the teleprompter says
I give up. Well, one more
Both Mac and Osama are Darth Vader wannabes
Oops that's Osama and Dick Cheney. Never mind !!!
One of them hates America.
The other is an Islamic terrorist from Saudi Arabia.
(That's a joke folks, I like Obama.)
To someone who knows them both personally, the differences are easy to spot.
As I am both Obama and Osama's chiropodist, I can tell you that Obama has flat feet, but normal toenails, whereas Bin Laden has a fungal nail infection in the two larger toes on his right foot.
Duh.
The difference is that Osama is the anti-christ, and Obama IS christ! I'm guessing John McCain is Pilot and Hillary is Mary Madelin?
Osama promises to destroy America but avoids saying exactly how so that we can't predict his movements.
Obama promises to SAVE America…but avoids saying exactly how so that we can't predict his movements
Osama carries his toilet paper with him. On his head.
Osama is the one who carries his toilet paper with him. On his head.