July 24 at 4:21AM
Jon Stewart Compares Barack Obama to Osama bin Laden
The media just can't seem to stop confusing Obama and Osama, so Jon points out a couple of ways to tell them apart.
Now we know the one wearing the beard and the bra is Osama. Can you spot any more differences?
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Osama scares conservatives because he wants to destroy the values of our democracy but Obama scares conservatives because he wants to rebuild the values of democracy.
Osama scares conservatives because he wants to destroy the values of our democracy …
…but Obama scares conservatives because he wants to rebuild the values of democracy.
Both men worship monotheistic patriarchs; however, while Osama grew up with many mothers, Obama had more than one father figure.
OBAMA IS A COPYCAT. OSAMA IS AN ORIGINALIST.
OBAMA SHOWS HIS PORCUPINE HAIR ON HIS HEAD. OSAMA HIDES HIS UNDER HIS TURBAN.
Barack hasn't admitted he's osama bin laden yet.
1 is running against Draconian and dictatorial republican policies, and 1 is in total support of any republican because of how inept and incompetent they are and how their harmful foreign policies have helped increase hatred for America worldwide and multiplied by a thousand times their terrorist group network.
geee, which one is which?
Freethrow contest!
Obama always appears to be healthy and alert. Osama always appears to be stoned.
One will work diligently ressurrecting America's values and world standing while the other will continue to destroy America's reputation in the world.