July 24 at 4:21AM
Jon Stewart Compares Barack Obama to Osama bin Laden
The media just can't seem to stop confusing Obama and Osama, so Jon points out a couple of ways to tell them apart.
Now we know the one wearing the beard and the bra is Osama. Can you spot any more differences?
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Obama always appears to be alert and healthy; Osama always appears to be stoned.
One you can actually see in person at the present time…
Isn't it obvious? Clearly, one wears a turban and white garb in public and private, and the other allegedly only wears them in private.
one has been brainwashed from birth to be a maniacal, lowest-form-of-wasted-life collection of hate cells and one is trying to brainwash america that he is not the same, however much less maniacal…which is potentially more dangerous because it's not as obvious…and saleable to americans already brainwashed by most other liberal causes.
BASICALY ONE (BO) IS STILL ALIVE SO FAR,THE OTHER (BL) HAS BEEN DEAD FOR QUITE A WHILE..OOOPS..BENASIR GOT BLOWN UP FOR TELLING THIS…I HOPE A RESIST UNTIL AMERICANS BECOME CONCIOUS THAT ITS USELESS TO BELIEVE IN SUPER ANYTHING..LIFE IS TO BE LIVED IN A SIMPLE HONEST AND RESPECTFUL WAY,NO RODEO DRIVES,NO HOLLYWOOD BOOMS,NO BUYING LAND IN THE MOON OR MARS,JUST RECKOGNISING THAT WE ALL COME IN GO,SO SHARE A LAUGH AND BE OBSERVANT OF THIS ETERNAL RULE….
Jo azer:
Yay! Conspiracy theories! Those are always so much fun! But let me be Scully to your Mulder and ask what evidence you have that any of that is true? See, the funny thing is, my understanding was that Benazir Bhutto was killed for trying to get democracy in a military dictatorship that tolerates terrorists… like Osama Bin Ladin. And sometimes the simplest answer is the best one, even if it isn't as exciting.
You know, they have ways you can determine whether two people are the same by looking at their ears. Obama's are right there, let's do a test!
Well my dear Iowa student,I dont waste my time waching tv and theorising plot theories,I normaly go to the places in wich doubtfull situations show up and then inquire to my personal interest..I think you might be a dialisys BL believer, I cannot share the same idea with you..in case you do not know who was Maksoud in Afghanistan,you could at least inquire who backed up Musharaf…inquiring who backs up such people could be very revealing specialy to those who enjoy teasing..
There are few things that annoy me more than people who get all pompous about not watching TV. What exactly is the benefit of closing yourself off from any medium of communication? In my opinion, people who state that they don't watch television are no less asinine than those who don't read books.
…and if you don't have time to watch television, what the hell are you doing wasting time posting comments on a weblog?
DEAR EDUCATED HELL EXPERT,IF YOU HAVE FOUND MY COMMENT ON NOT WATCHING TV CRAP AS A SOCIAL AND IDEOLOGICAL LIMITATION,PLEASE FORGIVE ME,FOR I THOUGH THAT PEOPLE WHO HAVE STILL FUNCTIONING BRAINS WOULD NEVER WASTE THEIR TIME IN MAKING THEMSELVES ADDICTS TO SUCH A CHILDISH VIEW OF LIFE..TO WATCH TV CONCIOUSLY AND CRITICALY AWARE IS A HEALTHY WAY TO BE VACCINATED AGAINST CLEVERLY CREATED "FEAR" (OF ANYTHING)REMEMBER THAT TO "BELIEVE" IT WILL ALLWAYS BE CREDIT,I RATHER PREFER GOING FOR DIRECT EXPERIENCE…BE WELL AND DONT BE ANNOYED…
"…FOR I THOUGH THAT PEOPLE WHO HAVE STILL FUNCTIONING BRAINS WOULD NEVER WASTE THEIR TIME IN MAKING THEMSELVES ADDICTS TO SUCH A CHILDISH VIEW OF LIFE…"
Never insult someone's intelligence in a language you don't use well. You only make yourself look foolish.
Television is a form of communication, nothing more. It's not addictive. It doesn't impose a "view of life" on anyone. It's just another way to tell a story. If you don't find merit in any of the programming, then don't watch, but don't ever get the idea that it makes you better or more enlightened than anyone else.
"Educated Hell Expert"? What does that even mean?