July 25 at 5:42PM
Barack Obama Admits He Wants to Live in France Forever
Barack Obama on his limited time spent in France during his extra-American tour…
"As far as me spending time in Paris? I don't know anybody who doesn't want to spend more time in Paris."
First of all, I don't like my politicians calling it "Paris." It should be referred to by it's proper Americanized name: "Freedom Dallas."
Second of all, I can think of a few people don't "want to spend more time in Paris"…
…my Aunt Sheryl and her husband Bob. They traveled through on sponsored European church tour, and Bob couldn't find anything to eat on account of his ulcer. Plus, Aunt Sheryl said the people smelled those guys who hang out at the DMV.
So, take that Obama!
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I wonder what the French DMV smells like…
Having lived both places, the French DMV smells better.
1. They bathe more.
2. They have better perfume.
Better perfume? Better how? Does it induce blindness? Does it literally remove the flesh from your nose and throat? Is it so irritating that you have to act on that urge to strangle the person wearing it?
Better perfume, my ass. To be more repulsive than American perfumes, the French would have to start wearing tear gas and pepper spray.
Sometimes, I'll spray perfume on a French whore at the DMV here.
stop drinkin the kool-aid and read your history books. this dude has no more leadership skills other than the charisma to woo a country that feels like they havent any hope. Ring a bell? 30's germany. Come on peeps. I know the choice is slim but the all mighty well spoken one will prove your ignorance in judgement once elected.
Branden.
Wow, Branden, you're right, Obama and Hitler have so much in common! Especially Obama's stance on wiping out all non-Aryan citizens in this country to create race-purity and aggressively expanding our boundaries! It's all so clear now!…and before this turns into an internet rumor, I'm joking, dumbasses.
Hitler? Really? The Obama-haters must be running out of straws to grasp at.
You know, there are actual issue-based arguments you could be making against Obama, but if you just want to keep slinging mud, go right ahead. Make the other candidate the focus of the campaign. It worked great for the Democrats in '04.
@Kia-obviously, you love the French. I dislike them, heartily.
It was ONE Frenchman, Lafayette, NOT the king of France(who refused to aid us btw), who provided aid to us out of his own money.
Yes, WWI was their moment of glory, disspelled in a heartbeat during the Vichy government in WWII. Frickin' cowards, all. And not every Frenchman was sorry to see the Nazis leave.
Your take on history DOES NOT even acknowledge their behavior in the last century, by giving safe harbor to Ayatollah Khomeini; the terrible treatment of prisoners on Devil's Island; the constant collaboration with countries deemed rogue nations by the US and the UN.
Might I add, that during the brief Falklands conflict, the French provided their Exocet missiles to Argentina, to use against the Brits! Wow, and you intimate to me you have a deep respect for the Frogs. Good going.
Douchebag, yourself.
LOL. Lafayette hijacked the French Navy and sailed it to Yorktown?
My comments were less bout the French and more about your remarks which were simply wrong. The French have thanked us and they continue to do so. Did our assistance to them in WWI and WWII obligate them to be our lackeys forever? Strange way to treat friends. Remind me never to let you do me a favor.
Peut-être vous, boringtexan, êtes la personne qui est sac pour l'eau de douche.
Thank you for freeing us from the Nazis!!!
You can't blame, all the french for something 'my' government or former ones have done!! it's stupid!!
The jews can't blame the Germans of today, for the things that some guys have done in the 3O's-4O's!!! And It will also be stupid, that I'll thank YOU for the things that your Grand-fathers did (helping us!!) So I thank them for freeing us from the nazis! Not you!
Oh and by the way, I'm french and I don't smoke, even if my father did!!!