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July 29 at 12:18PM

Libertarian Senatorial Candidate Knows How to Handle Aliens

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

Wasn't I just yesterday saying something nice about the Libertarians? Well, karma has a way of evening itself out.

Libertarian senatorial candidate from Kentucky, Sonny Landham, is in danger of getting dropped by his party on account of he keeps making blatant anti-Arab comments

In the last week, Landham has made continual anti-Arab comments that culminated in an exchange on The Weekly Filibuster radio program Friday night.

"So are you calling for a complete genocide of the Arab race? Is that what you're saying? Unless they raise the white flag?" asked one of the program's hosts, Sage Koontz.

"When you are in a war, you kill every thing that moves," responded Landham…

And you should listen to Landham on matters of war. He's been there. He's seen the shit, standing bare-chested and bloodied, staring down predators.

In fact, here's some exclusive footage we came upon of Sonny Landham's wartime experience…

Yep, that's him: Billy from Predator. But, you know, that's not all the experience he's got.

He also has experience with street gangs, motorcycles clubs and troubled young stuff.

  1. The internet radio show "The Weekly Filibuster" broke the news over the course of the past week. You can hear the archived recordings of Sonny at http://www.weeklyfilibuster.com, and tonight at 10 PM the show will have the Assistant Secretary of State for KY on to explain a decision they recently made regarding Sonny's ballot access.

    by Matt July 30th at 12:18PM
  2. Exactly how does genocide equate to "your government leaving you alone and not infringing upon your rights"? I know, I know there is nothing in the Constitution which prohibits genocide, right?

    by bearness July 30th at 9:57AM
  3. OUCH! And Obama and McCain think they've got trouble with their associates saying idiotic/unpopular things – poor Bob Barr!

    by iowagradstudent July 29th at 12:39PM

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