We're All Going to Die! And It's John McCain and Barack Obama's Fault!
Just when you thought this election couldn't give you any more ulcers, it seems the entire country is being placed on extra double-dog super heightened terror alert because of upcoming political events. The panic is set to start this weekend and run through July 2009…
Anti-terror officials in the U.S. cite this summer and fall's lineup of two major political parties' conventions, November's general election and months of transition into a new presidential administration as cause for heightened awareness and action…
Officials also are being asked to make sure they are prepared for all contingencies during the transition from the Bush administration to that of the next president.
Oh my god. Oh my god. ALL contingencies? What the hell does that mean? That could mean anything! Bombs! Nukes! IEDs! WMDs! OPEC! Shit!
Honey, get the canned food and my Remington. We better move out while we still can. I'm just gonna click through to the second page of this ABC News story to find out more about the coming terrorpocalypse.
At the moment, the nation's public threat level will remain at yellow, or "elevated," but not orange, or "high."
The reasons: There are no specifics indicating an attack on the U.S. is imminent, and U.S. officials do not want to be accused of trying to inject themselves into the presidential campaign.
Yeah, right. You'd have to be a paranoid freak to believe they were doing something crazy like that.
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There is not specific credible terrorist threat at this time. But we will randomly mention that there is no specific credible terrorist threat for the next 99 days and escalate the threat level for no apparent reason.
Please go back to your daily lives and don't live in fear, fear, TERROR, FEAR!
McCain is just about done, I wouldnt doubt the GOP ditch him at the last second and run a younger more charasmatic charachter. They could site his Cancer scare as the reason. I dont doubt that they will, Becuase he is becoming more unelectable by the day, with gaff after gaff. Did you see him knock all that stuff off the shelf at the supermarket. the video is at http://www.mccanes.com all the while barack obama is looking like an NBA super star, (arrogence and all) even taking time to stop and have a cigar break video at http://www.theobamaplan.com I mean really what is the GOP going to do. McCain cannot win at this point and we havnt even started the debates.