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July 30 at 3:28PM

Flies Are Landing on the Decaying Carcass of John McCain's Campaign

POSTED BY: CubbyChaser

In case you're at all confused about how the battle between John McCain and Barack Obama seems to be playing itself out these days, Jon Stewart draws our attention to the flies — "potent symbols of decay" that they are — that are literally landing on his face even as he struggles to make campaign seem among the living.

  1. OCB (ol' Cranky Bastard) should concentrate on his MAC lessons, History and Geography. His GAFFES are as big as lies that he tells. He is obviously suffering from CRS (Can't Remember Sh**) aka Alzheimer?s He should go lay down somewhere.

    by not ocb July 31st at 3:06AM
  2. i just can't believe he didn't swat it. Was he hoping no one would notice, or did he not feel it there?

    by iowagradstudent July 30th at 4:52PM
  3. Please allow me to be the first to make the obvious joke: The fly was attracted to the smell bullshit emanating from McCain's mouth.

    by bearness July 30th at 3:42PM

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