We've officially entered the absurdist tragicomedy segment of the presidential race…

What the McCain campaign doesn’t want people to know, according to one GOP strategist I spoke with over the weekend, is that they had an ad script ready to go if Obama had visited the wounded troops saying that Obama was… wait for it… using wounded troops as campaign props.

So, no matter which way Obama turned, McCain had an Obama bashing ad ready to launch.

And that's why I have the easiest job in the world.