July 31 at 2:51PM
Which Political Figures Are Really Like Paris Hilton?
John McCain implicitly compared Barack Obama to Paris Hilton in his latest attack ad. But is that really a fair comparison? We thought long and hard about Paris Hilton's…qualities…to see if any of them really match up with Obama's, or those of any other politician. And here's what we came up with:
Statuesque blonde   Joe Lieberman |
Promiscuous Larry Craig |
Relentlessly self-promoting  Barack Obama |
Attempted acting  Fred Thompson |
Wears too much makeup
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Attempted singing  Trent Lott, John Ashcroft, Larry Craig, Jim Jeffords |
| Won the Nickelodeon Teen Choice Award for "Best Scream"
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Spent time as a prisoner John McCain |
Dog wrote a memoir  George W. Bush |
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How about Jesse Jackson for tact and humility?
OOOPPs,sorry, I didn't see Ashcroft up there, I was listening to Paris' album and was tearing up from the beauty and emotion of it.
Can we possibly overlook the sweet vocal talents of Paris and those of John Ashcroft?
I think Paris has Larry Craig on tape.
I think ALL politicians are like Paris, they just have not been caught yet! LOL
JT
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rock it BABY I LOVE MONKEY SPANK
How could you leave out Giuliani? http://morningchuhi.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/giuliani_drag.jpg
Howard Dean's best scream, in ringtone-friendly format: http://entertonement.com/clips/2697/American-Politics/Howard-Dean/We're-goin-to-New-Hampshire