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July 31 at 2:51PM

Which Political Figures Are Really Like Paris Hilton?

John McCain implicitly compared Barack Obama to Paris Hilton in his latest attack ad. But is that really a fair comparison? We thought long and hard about Paris Hilton's…qualities…to see if any of them really match up with Obama's, or those of any other politician. And here's what we came up with:

Statuesque blonde


Joe Lieberman
Promiscuous



Larry Craig
Relentlessly self-promoting
Barack Obama
Attempted acting


Fred Thompson
Wears too much makeup

Chris Dodd

Attempted singing

Trent Lott, John Ashcroft, Larry Craig, Jim Jeffords
Won the Nickelodeon Teen Choice Award for "Best Scream"


Howard Dean

Spent time as a prisoner

John McCain
Dog wrote a memoir
George W. Bush
  1. Paris hilton Photography – Pictures – Picture Gallery – – Movies – Films – Filmography – Biography – Discography – Lyrics

    http://philton.blogcu.com

    by sezer October 14th at 12:57PM
  2. How about Jesse Jackson for tact and humility?

    by flasunbum August 6th at 10:52AM
  3. OOOPPs,sorry, I didn't see Ashcroft up there, I was listening to Paris' album and was tearing up from the beauty and emotion of it.

    by flasunbum August 6th at 10:45AM
  4. Can we possibly overlook the sweet vocal talents of Paris and those of John Ashcroft?

    by flasunbum August 6th at 10:31AM
  5. I think Paris has Larry Craig on tape.

    by Risky Rev. August 1st at 11:08PM
  6. I think ALL politicians are like Paris, they just have not been caught yet! LOL

    JT
    http://www.FireMe.To/udi

    by Jim Jones August 1st at 11:01PM
  7. rock it BABY I LOVE MONKEY SPANK

    by Kiss August 1st at 9:39PM
  8. How could you leave out Giuliani? http://morningchuhi.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/giuliani_drag.jpg

    by Esq. Lollington August 1st at 9:29PM
  9. Howard Dean's best scream, in ringtone-friendly format: http://entertonement.com/clips/2697/American-Politics/Howard-Dean/We're-goin-to-New-Hampshire

    by Tara July 31st at 3:10PM

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