August 4 at 7:27PM
John McCain Is So Old, He Wants to Fight Barack Obama With Weapons From a Long Time Ago, In a Galaxy Far Far Away…
John McCain, in his most recent attempt to appear culturally relevant, told Diane Sawyer in a recent interview…
"You know, a few days ago, Sen. Obama said he challenged me to a duel… I'm for the light sabers as weapons of choice."
Just wait 'til he unveils his new strategic defense initiative: I believe it's going to be called "Pineapple Express."
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At best, McCain's Jar-Jar on Geritol.
That photo is from 2000. Don't you have anything newer?
Um…hold on. Shouldn't McCain's lightsaber be red?
Noooooooooooooooooo!
If McCain claims to be Obama's father, I'm voting for Nader.